Shippers list quotes
Kate: "You know, I think we should have a lemming song. Or a sheep song. In fact, I got a t-shirt yesterday with a cartoon sheep on it. It's wearing a sweater with an F on it. For frelling sheep. Anyway, we're certainly lemmings or sheep today. Oooh, if lemmings and sheep had babies together, what would they be like? Elephant tampons that jump off cliffs?"
Lin: "Tampons the size of elephants, or tampons used by elephants?"
"Uh, yeah, you can tell where my state of mind is today. Hawaii!" -Kate
"So anyway, life. I'm a student and I'm currently avoiding homework. If I fail CS, I blame all of you. But I doubt I'll fail because I make cute programs and I want to pet them. They are my squishies. -Kate
"Long live lemming sheep sex babies!" -Kate
Maren: "I hear they're having party over in the cess pool, complete with shamu floaties."
Kate: "I'll come up to the cess pool, but only if Shamu stays away from me. Shamu's kind of a hussy and I don't want to get near the floaties. ;)"
"Hi, new people, who I don't know, from me, whom you don't know." -Lorien
"I love the smell of converts in the morning.
Actually, I don't. Well, only if they've showered." -Kate
"Jeez, Lorien, do you always have to make everything so dirty???" -Natalie
"Lorien
(who's eaten her sig in lieu of food)"
"There's no feeling quite like the evil feeling of a job well done when you successfully hook someone to a canceled show!" -Lorien
Natalie: "We are up to January, folks!"
Lorien: Oh, crap, I'm back in time. I have no car, no money, no life. Who's got the keys to the time machine!? I want outta here!"
"Yes, I met an "umm-friend" at ScaperCon - which means that fortunately, I don't have to explain all of < waves arm vaguely > THIS to some poor, innocent "normal" person." -Sarah
"Considering how crazy everything's been around here... *ahem* I doth
bequeath to you the official title of ShipperCon 2004. (I'd tap you on the shoulders with a sword if I had one, or bash a bottle of champagne against your legs, but... You'll just have to imagine.)" -Sarah
"Come to scenic Ohio (no, really!). Experience the wonders of the Elf Family Farm. Meet the horses, goats, pig, and yes, even a real live talking (well, okay, he only talks in my head) LLAMA!" -Elf
Kate: "< looks > It's still there. Unless I'm living in some weird fake world. That would explain all the weird drunk people."
Shan: "You mean ScaperCon?"
Aileen: "and yes, that was a single digest reply only. I promise to try and do better next time. I seem to be very rusty. Anyone got an oil can?"
Natalie: "I've got plenty of bottles of alcohol, if that helps..."
"What's this? I have mail on this address. Weird. Must be SPAM." -Nick
"YAY! Being alive is good! As opposed to, uhm, not being alive." -Verena
Vaidah: "a short bit of replies cause i am STARVING."
Natalie: "More replies might do more to fill you up."
Leo: "Let's see if i remember how to do this, or is it like riding a bicycle?"
Natalie: "Do you ever forget how to ride a unicycle? Hm..."
"Twinkies are definitely not Twix. I don't expect Twix to survive the
Apocalypse." -Natalie
"Oh, that's it. People coming out of the woodwork (Oh, sorry, that's termites. The people are coming in through the doors, windows, and in one particularly memorable instance, through the skylight in a tangle of ropes (Dude, you're *not* Batman!)) and only three people say "howdy" (and of those only two say "spleen")? I'm sorely disappointed. HarveyNicks are getting turned up to 11." -Nick
"Wow. Look at all the people. And the lights... ooh, pretty lights. >Ah! People! I can't handle people!
People! There are people on the 'shippers list!
*runs and hides*
*pokes head out*
Yes, I am alive.
*hides again*" -Cristin
"You porned me with a sock once. I think. *nod* Pretty sure you did." -Maren
Natalie: "< snorts Coke out her nose >
< realizes how bad that looks >
But that's what happened!"
Nick: "California's changed you."
"So, if it comes up again, now you know what it means. And, I say this now because knowing Vaidah, she'll keep bringing it up and not explain it just to make sure the cess pool stays populated... :D" -Maren
"::wanders off to sun bathe by the cess pool::" -Maren
"I about snorted myself to death on that one, which is a bad thing because I'm sick and I can't breathe or laugh without choking to death. I may have died on that one. Hi, I'm zombieNatalie. 'Sup." -Natalie
"*bg* I read that post about the plumber... maybe you could shave a cat and stuff all the hair down the drain and call up and be like "Oh, I'm sorry, you have to come out again... there's something wrong with the drain!"
Oh wait, not good... cause if he gets there, and pulls out the big chunk of cat hair and... *falls off chair laughing*.
Okay, you'll have to think of another creative way of getting the plumber back." -Shan
"*tries to influence the universe* Bastard magic powers... I think the batteries are dead." -Leo
":: sighs:: if only it were that easy
::goes to chase RL away with a stick from where its congregating by her door instead::
Go'way! You're not WANTED HERE!! Shoo!
::muffled sounds of a struggle come through the closed door::
::comes back in all semi-roughed up:: That thing is getting awefully big...
I think I'm gonna need a bigger stick next time." -Maren
"So, if it comes up again, now you know what it means. And, I say this now because knowing Vaidah, she'll keep bringing it up and not explain it just to make sure the cess pool stays populated... :D" -Maren
"Oh the spleen... I wish to never hear of the spleen again. The wonderful comedy has been overshadowed by white and red pulp, arteries, veins, and the hilus of the thing... I need the comedy of it back!!!" -Shan
"But since ya'll (ok 2) of you asked...
But dont get your hopes up, its not work related. But if all of a sudden I have an abundance of stupidity that makes for good stories? Im blaming Shan." -Laurie
Shan: "I feel like I'm getting sick too. YOU ALL GAVE ME YOUR DISEASE!!"
Aileen: "*snort* sorry, but I'm not sick, physically anyway, mentally, I'm a terminal case."
"Dude, I want to meet your llama!" -Lin
"Oh yay!! A Laurie Story!!!
< sits down crosslegged in front of the screen >
Okay, can't see the screen
< gets back into chair >" -Shan
"*mental head smackage* OmiGOD. Is it sad that this grosses me out and makes me want to wash my brain out, yet I have missed this type of stuff on the list? LOL" -Dawn
"The cow has left. No more mooing, for the love of all that is holy. Like my socks. Or Swiss cheese. Which is probably a bad thing to mention when telling people not to moo. The cheese, not my socks. Although the socks may have been a mistake as well...
Holy cow." -Nick
"You won't hear me saying the word spleen anytime soon. But this is a visual medium and not an audio medium, so that should be obvious. However, if you want spleen comedy, you've come to the right place.
Knock knock.
< waiting patiently for a response >" -Nick
"I didn't even like oatmeal *before* Lara and Kimmy porned it!
*whimper*" -Lin
Verena: "All hail Dictator Natalie!"
Natalie: "Worse sentences have been typed."
"Oh, I do that all the time! I keep losing things -
necklaces fall off, I lose an earring, hair clip, etc,
and I'm so mad because I think they're lost, then I
get undressed and everything falls out of my bra. It
sounds odd, but it's actually a good thing, honest." -Kimberley
Natalie: "I'm so becoming a dictator. < g > It's fun."
Kimberley: "You're Mussolini, only with girlparts."
Kate: "Unless I'm living in some weird fake world. That would explain all the weird drunk people."
Kimberley: "It's called college, sweetie. =)"
"That's probably the #1 reason I won't go back to school. I don't
want to write anything that's not fic, right now. ^_^ Preferably smutfic." -Melody
"I seem to be out of phase with the Shipper Universe. Can
someone re-direct the tachyon pulse through the deflector array,
modulate the andirons into a continuous something, and
effluviate the fava beans so I can re-phase? Thanks ever so." -Lorien
"Ow! My spleen just fell out!
::picks it up, dusts it off, shoves it back in::
Onward, fair shippers!" -Lorien
"Not only am I replying to myself, I am indulging in childish
arguments with me." -Lorien
"Look at me, I'm doing replies! I'm exactly like Sandra Dee, except I'm all
slutty with replies and I'm not sewn into my pants at the end of this email." -Kate
Leo: "Bastard magic powers... I think the batteries are dead."
Kate: "You mean Mr. Powers wasn't married to Magic's mommy? Austin, you ho. Hee, batteries. (Uh, don't mind the dork behind the curtain.)"
Lin: "Dude, I want to meet your llama!"
Kate: "Best. Pick Up. Line. Ever."
"It's a sweet ride to Planet Twinkie, folks." -Kate
"Shan is the Mother of All Food-Related Porn." -Kate
"Congrats, squee, hee, ew, and damn right. In that order. ;)" -Kate
"Much as I hate amusement parks and roller coasters, I would take a ride on
Mr. Toad's Wild Twinkie." -Becca
"I suppose I need to just go straight to hell, not passing Go or collecting
my $200..." -becca
"Hm. Deviation from twinness detected. Anomaly must
corrected. Iniate universe overwrite.
::black cat walks by twice::" -Lorien
"*snerk* I come to this list and turn into a smut monger." -Natalie
Becca: "Much as I hate amusement parks and roller coasters, I would take a ride on Mr. Toad's Wild Twinkie."
Kate: "BWAH! You heard it here folks."
"Oooh, I've seen those. I'd get some if I could get them really cheap. Shakespeare/Ben Franklin/Einstein action figure slash!" -Kate
"::rereads what she just wrote::
::scrolls up to read what she's already written::
::does a perfect 10 beam routine across that line she's pushing::" -Maren
"Ew... I don't want to think about Roy's implements!!" -Shan
"Gah! Psysol. For the love of Crichton's leather pants, someone give me Psysol!" -Lorien
Becca: "I suppose I need to just go straight to hell, not passing Go or collecting my $200..."
Kate: "See you there! I'll bring drinks."
Re: Scorpy and Martha Stewart
Maren: "I am trying very hard not to picture the lovechild that would result from such an unholy union..."
Lorien: "::shakes head:: I didn't have any problem not picturing it before you said that. But now......"
"Besides you know Rygel's got some Twinkies store in the cargo bay. For eating, not anything else, dude." -Kate
"In honor of it being ScaperCon Weekend (if SC were happening, that is... < sniff, sniff >), I'm just doing a drive-by posting (as opposed to a Drive Thru posting, which is where I'd have fries with my post)." -Nick
"And finally, because Kate expects me to mention it, porn, spleens, monkeys, and other random things. And now that I think of it, that should be the title of a children's book. Not, you know, for *normal* children. But the warped kind of children who turn into people like us on this list. It would be perfect for those kinds of children." -Nick