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And here we go... I have tried my hardest to live up to the standards of quoting that Natalie has set before me... this is but a vain attempt to match her glory =)
The things you can do with those ears - Dani
That was when I wasn't drunk! - Kathe
I've been here 5 minutes and I'm already screaming at the top of my lungs! - Natalie
I brought me!- Cristin
Smack me baby! - Rona
I couldn't get out without being molested - Gigi
As long as we get paid in alcohol, we're fine - Kathe
Initiative! Or you kill your husband and get his property - Kathe
You're dependant- you suck - Kathe
Farhbot… where does that "H" go? - Kathe
It's the long range plan of the hamster ball - Kathe
If that was my glamour shot, I'd get my money back - Natalie
If I can't make it to the bar, I can't make it to the elevator - Natalie
Anything that comes out of my mouth is bad - Kathe
Oh Talyn's got his first Girlfriend! - Kathe
He's the only infant I know who can make porno! - Gigi
You're supposed to do the lala, not make us lala - Natalie
This is the flamingest gnome - Kathe
Do you have him [Scorpy] singing? - Natalie
Yes - Kathe
I don't like Chandra- the stupid whore - Gigi
I think it's quote worthy-bite me - Kathe
It's not a Scaper gathering if there's no flying food - Natalie
I can bend minds with my spoon - Cristin
No! Move your head! I'm trying to watch! - Natalie
The entire room is like scared deer - Anna
Get your drink! Get your drink! - Sarah
Are we going to sing Kumbaya? - Natalie
Only if we can set fire to the floor - Sarah
I'm becoming resentful of the door - Natalie
"Shaye called: "you must be partying hardy because YOU CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE RING!!"' Shaye's message on Natalie's phone.
He's got an oral fixation - Rona
They didn't bring the vibrating chair, did they? Our room is above theirs and I'd hear bbbzzzzz - Rona
You haven't been flashed yet. It's not true ScaperCon - Dani
Excuse me, there's a dick-dick on your head - Rona
Mom! He just screamed like a little girl! - Rona's daughter
He's got really good legs - Violet Frost
[Bondage] Can we buy some? - Violet Frost
Last year was happy shippy screams - Gigi
We have 24 hours to go before we're traumatized - Gigi
Kemper is the beast! - Gigi
We've got the eat me dude - Rona
The Egyptians did it, the Babylonians did it… we can declare Ben a god! - Gigi
I have non-alcoholic stuff - Dani
Why? - Rona
She's a walking baby bottle- this is perfect for her! - Dani
Pink hair. Big boobs. It must be her! - Lyme
When a 60 year old grandmother stand up and asks him about his underwear… - Gigi
I should probably leave the glass here… nah - Gigi
Editing is down doesn't make it funny - Sarah
It's a subjunctive! Whoopee! - Sarah
It's a green glow in the dark dentic - Kathe
You are so bad… but that's good! - Phil
Real life sucks, which is why we're here - Sarah
It was so cool, there were pickup trucks! - Phil
US customs wouldn't let me send something, they barely let me into the country! - Phil
Did you meet her on the net? - Customs agent
Yes - Phil
Are you gonna marry her? - CA
No! - Phil (well Phil, you lied to the customs agent)
I dated captain Narcolepsy - Kathe
There's only three of us running around with chickens - Anne
Hey, we're relaxed and groovy - Miranda
I'm giving her purple tips - Dani
Purple tits? - Violet Frost
Hey sexy! - Corde to ICD
Wait! I'm zipping it up! - Becca
Farscape; more expensive than drugs - Rachel
See Phil run - Rachel
See Phil collapse and die - Phil
You're jail bait Rachel!! - Shan
Yes! - Phil
We can take over other countries by sending them Mountain Dew - Rachel
I just want my crispy bacon - Shaye
Every time you say something you have to pause for the quote writing - Phil
Have those thieves no respect for God?? - Shaye
The Chant: Rachel's a snorting Porn Star!
I'm not going to snort an ice cube - Rachel
This is America, you say that we kick your ass - Rachel
Then he grabbed her breast - Rachel
I don't remember this - Phil
It wasn't you - Rachel
< snort > < curse > < snort again > < curse again > - Rachel
Okay, don't move cause I'm not groping you - Shaye
Cornell. We love the incest. - Shaye
The things you can do with those ears - Dani
That was when I wasn't drunk! - Kathe
I've been here 5 minutes and I'm already screaming at the top of my lungs! - Natalie
I brought me!- Cristin
Smack me baby! - Rona
I couldn't get out without being molested - Gigi
As long as we get paid in alcohol, we're fine - Kathe
Initiative! Or you kill your husband and get his property - Kathe
You're dependant- you suck - Kathe
Farhbot… where does that "H" go? - Kathe
It's the long range plan of the hamster ball - Kathe
If that was my glamour shot, I'd get my money back - Natalie
If I can't make it to the bar, I can't make it to the elevator - Natalie
Anything that comes out of my mouth is bad - Kathe
Oh Talyn's got his first Girlfriend! - Kathe
He's the only infant I know who can make porno! - Gigi
You're supposed to do the lala, not make us lala - Natalie
This is the flamingest gnome - Kathe
Do you have him [Scorpy] singing? - Natalie
Yes - Kathe
I don't like Chandra- the stupid whore - Gigi
I think it's quote worthy-bite me - Kathe
It's not a Scaper gathering if there's no flying food - Natalie
I can bend minds with my spoon - Cristin
No! Move your head! I'm trying to watch! - Natalie
The entire room is like scared deer - Anna
Get your drink! Get your drink! - Sarah
Are we going to sing Kumbaya? - Natalie
Only if we can set fire to the floor - Sarah
I'm becoming resentful of the door - Natalie
"Shaye called: "you must be partying hardy because YOU CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE RING!!"' Shaye's message on Natalie's phone.
He's got an oral fixation - Rona
They didn't bring the vibrating chair, did they? Our room is above theirs and I'd hear bbbzzzzz - Rona
You haven't been flashed yet. It's not true ScaperCon - Dani
Excuse me, there's a dick-dick on your head - Rona
Mom! He just screamed like a little girl! - Rona's daughter
He's got really good legs - Violet Frost
[Bondage] Can we buy some? - Violet Frost
Last year was happy shippy screams - Gigi
We have 24 hours to go before we're traumatized - Gigi
Kemper is the beast! - Gigi
We've got the eat me dude - Rona
The Egyptians did it, the Babylonians did it… we can declare Ben a god! - Gigi
I have non-alcoholic stuff - Dani
Why? - Rona
She's a walking baby bottle- this is perfect for her! - Dani
Pink hair. Big boobs. It must be her! - Lyme
When a 60 year old grandmother stand up and asks him about his underwear… - Gigi
I should probably leave the glass here… nah - Gigi
Editing is down doesn't make it funny - Sarah
It's a subjunctive! Whoopee! - Sarah
It's a green glow in the dark dentic - Kathe
You are so bad… but that's good! - Phil
Real life sucks, which is why we're here - Sarah
It was so cool, there were pickup trucks! - Phil
US customs wouldn't let me send something, they barely let me into the country! - Phil
Did you meet her on the net? - Customs agent
Yes - Phil
Are you gonna marry her? - CA
No! - Phil (well Phil, you lied to the customs agent)
I dated captain Narcolepsy - Kathe
There's only three of us running around with chickens - Anne
Hey, we're relaxed and groovy - Miranda
I'm giving her purple tips - Dani
Purple tits? - Violet Frost
Hey sexy! - Corde to ICD
Wait! I'm zipping it up! - Becca
Farscape; more expensive than drugs - Rachel
See Phil run - Rachel
See Phil collapse and die - Phil
You're jail bait Rachel!! - Shan
Yes! - Phil
We can take over other countries by sending them Mountain Dew - Rachel
I just want my crispy bacon - Shaye
Every time you say something you have to pause for the quote writing - Phil
Have those thieves no respect for God?? - Shaye
The Chant: Rachel's a snorting Porn Star!
I'm not going to snort an ice cube - Rachel
This is America, you say that we kick your ass - Rachel
Then he grabbed her breast - Rachel
I don't remember this - Phil
It wasn't you - Rachel
< snort > < curse > < snort again > < curse again > - Rachel
Okay, don't move cause I'm not groping you - Shaye
Cornell. We love the incest. - Shaye