Shippers list quotes
"You know something, you're absolutely right. They wouldn't work. And yet I still want to see them together. What the hezmana is wrong with me? I'm wanting two people who don't belong together to get it on. Since when I have become that desperate for porn?" -Dawn
Lorien: "Hee! Can we call her Jessica the spatially perplexed from now on? Or JSP, for short. ;)"
Dawn: "Oh no, what have I started? I only used Jessica as an example because she was the one that came to mind when I was thinking of drunk people! I swear I didn't mean to tarnish her reputation!"
Becca: "Oh, good. Although I'm getting a little sick of having this song stuck in my head, but oh, well."
Lorien: "This should replace it! < starts singing "It's A Small World >"
Becca: "Oh. You. Bastard. < mutters various censor-shocking things about Lorien > < G >"
"Hi! I'm Corde! You may remember me from such Cordefics as, "The Importance of Being Calvins," "Crichton in Wonderland," "Bongo at Scapercon 2K" and even, "Oh Dear Monj, Please Not Another Cordefic"(forthcoming). Some of you may remember me from the late early days of this list, back when Delvians were alive, Luxans were childless, and Nebari were nonexistant. (Wow, that was a LONG time ago.)" -Corde
"Well, yes. Drunken debauchery, porn, what have you. There's a reason we have both the cesspool and the bottle of psysol.
(Note to self: decorate one room of the Leather wing of the Institute with leather daisies...hmm...maybe the whole common room.)" -Jessica
"Important news #2. For keeperships, you need to email Sarah offlist. Guess how surprised I was when I emailed her asking about the Germany trip and wondering if 1812 had been claimed yet and I get a reply that it wasn't! *gloat* So 1812 is MINE!!!! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!!!! *beg* (Sorry Maren)" -Aileen
"Don't worry there's not a whole month's load of posts in here, WHY? Bcuz Outlook Express SUCKS And I am GOING to find a way to make Bill Gates PAY for making it impossible to uninstall Internet Explorer from Windows!!! Preferably a way that involves him digesting his mivonks!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr!" -Jodie
"I've no idea what sort of context this sentence WOULDN"T sound bad in and so I won't even attempt to understand *giggle*" -Jodie
"CORDE!!!!!
*brings out the triple industrial strength staple gun and staples Corde to the list then uses the really, really big snow chains to tie her down* STAY!" -Aileen
"Yes, I'm back in the country and still alive. Technically. On both counts." -Sarah
"Germany/Austria/Switzerland/Liechtenstein rocked. Saw lots of neat stuff, met some cool people, chased a cute British guy through the Detroit airport, ate things I probably don't want to know the origin of, watched people surf in Switzerland, was stalked throughout the region by Elton John, geeked out over soccer, visited sites of Major Historical Events, spent two nights in a Swiss jail, climbed every mountain/forded every stream (or whatever the hell the lyrics are), developed blisters on top of blisters on top of blisters, bought a dress for the SC2K2 banquet, and adopted a baby brother and sister for an evening at a beer garden. Among other things." -Sarah
"< staples Jessi to the list > < waves to other happy-to-see-you veterans, including Kathe, Corde, and Bongo >" -Sarah
"Note to self: start traveling to Europe in the dead of winter. Every time I go, it's record highs. This time? Warmest summer in 57 years. 95-105 every day until we hit Berlin (which of course, was the last two days). I'm terrified to go anywhere that's *already* toasty - the way it's going, my mere presence would vaporize Greece." -Sarah
Shaye: "Shall we join hands and do a round of Kum Ba Ya for good measure?"
Sarah: "Only if we get to set the floor on fire."
"Okay, convince me you typed those last two sentences while sober. < g >" -Lorien
Re: Who Can Get John's Pants off Fastest Competition:
Dawn: "< snerk > And all of sudden, I'm feeling really sorry for John…"
Lorien: "Compared to what other folks in the universe are trying to do, I'd say he'd be okay with it.
< thinks some more >
On the other hand, if he can't take more than two steps at a time before some Shipper pops through a time-space dimensional portal, yanks his pants down and pops back, he might find it annoying. It could be awkward during confrontations with alien badeemas whom he's trying to intimidate. < snerk >"
Lorien: "Do you know that escape instinct where the prey pees and poops on herself to disgust the predator? Sarah tried that on the vet and it worked!"
Sarah: "< abruptly stops skimming > < backs up > < rereads > Cat.
Gotcha. Glad both kitty and vet are okay."
"Welcome Kate! (Note: I am not talking to myself. At this very moment.)" -Kate
Lorien: "< looks at Kate > Do you have a HarveyNick, too?"
Kate: "Let's hope so or I'm much stranger than I thought."
"Aeryn in the Scorpy suit? Now that is going to be fueling my
fantasies for *weeks*. Oh my *god*. This week is sure fueling my libido." -Cristin
"Yeah, CC, we know you want Crichton. Everybody wants Crichton. If I could clone and sell him I'd be rich." -Cristin
"So, random question. Do the PKs not allow redheads? They'd clash with the decour." -Cristin
Natalie: "That male PK pilot looks like this stripper I know. You think I'm joking, don't you."
Lorien: "Hah! < points at Natalie > I knew it!"
"Part of me really wants to hook up Sputnik and Scorpy. And then I feel really dirty and wrong." -Natalie
"< raises hand > I'd like to see Buffy vs. Scorpy, actually." -Sarah
"Yay, 1812! "You know what to do." What, play the Overture incessantly until it drives him mad? 'Cause I like that idea." -Sarah
"Aeryn just has no respect for her elders. Thank goodness. I rather like it when Granny's unconscious for most of the ep." -Sarah
"Awww, poor Harvey. Dude, I'm actually sad to see him go. No more Scorpy in fun outfits. No more harmonica. No more Mambo. No more tuxes. Wait - no more John in jeans and a flannel?!? Oh, now the mourning's *really* gonna start." -Sarah
"< watch Lorien sit down to a nice dinner of her own words > Pass the salt, please, these aren't as tasty as they look." -Lorien
"And there I was thinking she needed a shower. Just goes to show that I'm out of touch with fashion and am living squarely in the old fogies' home. Just picture me as a little old lady dressed in *not* age-appropriate suede with my feet up on the furniture yelling at the TV." -Lorien
"< in a little voice > He's not dead, I refuse to believe it. No one dies, okay hardly anyone, ever dies for real on Farscape. < quickly closes Denial condo's door before any more doubt sneaks in >" -Lorien
"I couldn't scream at that ref because I live in an apartment and it was after midnight, but I pointed really emphatically at the TV!" -Lorien
"< turns to list > c'mon, Shippers, stop with the self-injuring already! < hands out safety guidelines to everyone >" -Lorien
"And then it occurred to me that maybe John's secret plan is to get all the PKs in the universe to defect to Moya one at a time. Going pretty good so far. I wonder if Braca or CC is next?" -Lorien
"Poor baby. I think it must have been like a nightmare for him. < hugs John, then distracts him by pulling his pants down >" -Lorien
"Favorite line: "Just take a seat. I will be with you in a moment." I'm guessing CC was a dentist early in her career?" -Jessica
"and there was less Roy!!! Can i express how much elation i felt when Aeryn knocked her out with her own drugs??" -Shan
"Aeryn, held by John and Scorpy. Torn between to lovers?
Psycho's? Leather freaks?" -Rona
"I believe Aeryn has overplayed the "If you love me" card,
yes? Especially since she has no nookie-credit built up with this John." -Rona
"Have you guys seen that Gannett News Service article about "Sunspot: The Best Ever Astrological Guide to Your Dog?" It's some new book aboutastrology for dogs. They gave the signs and examples for good doggies and bad doggies. Apparently, if I were a dog, I would either be like Lady from "Lady and The Tramp" or Cujo. I'm so proud." -Kate
"Snip and combine are soulmates. Support the 'ship!" -Kate
Sarah: "The DRD's are badly programmed? No, they just have attitudes. I wouldn't tick them off if I were you, toots. Hehehehe. I hope 1812 is eavesdropping on 'em."
Kate: ""Um, guys, Sputnik's glued to the floor again.""
"So will Shamu interrupt Scorpy's karaoke sessions too? < g > What would he sing? Rocky Horror songs would be cool." -Kate
"Y'all have brought up good points. Pencil sharpeners must be on sale.(There goes my HarveyNick.)" -Kate
"Also, Martha Stewart has become my personal narrator. Okay, Kathe gets Rob Zombie, I get Martha frelling Stewart. Of course, Kathe keeps peeking out and talking in my head, so I'm just waiting for the inevitable fight to begin in my brain." -Natalie
"Oh my God. Corde posted! < dies of a heart attack and waits for a cute intern to give her CPR. (First and second base, all at once!) >" -Natalie
Jodie: "I kept hearing Tartans and snerking at the mental
images of them wearing Kilts *G*"
Natalie: "My eyes are really tired, so I kept reading that
wrong. I now have the wonderful MI of Grand Moff Tarkin standing on the bridge of the Death Star wearing a freaking kilt. Crap, and now he's wearing Braveheart makeup. Dammit, Jodie!"
"Har har. It is to laugh.
< recoils in horror >
Oh my God, I just turned into Plucky Duck for a second
there..." -Natalie
"Even *they're* getting desensitized to it. "We'll just kill her for a little while. She won't really be dead. We always come back."" -Natalie
"Let me tell ya, if I ever wanted to make a fortune with a diet plan, I'd just sign people up for oral surgery. No food for thirty-six hours makes a substantial difference in the readings on the scale." -Becca
"My vote for captain/spokesperson: either Little Blue or 1812. ;)" -Becca
Lorien: "And I'm thinking that Moya and Pilot are gonna mess with Sikozu's room's environmentals and < crosses fingers > maybe her room's plumbing, too."
Sarah: "< snerk > Because we know they can get *very* passive-aggressive. "My apologies. I must have hit the wrong control....""
Kate: "So will Shamu interrupt Scorpy's karaoke sessions
too? < g > What would he sing? Rocky Horror songs would be cool."
Natalie: "I *really* wanna see him sing Sweet Tranvestite. While wearing fishnets and a bustier."
":::The Elf OOOFs! as the PKO's hand emerges to < thwap > him. Not to be confused with < thwip >:::" -Elf
"I would have written it with a little inspiration from Jimmy Buffet, myself. Aeryn comes back, tells John, "you better lava me now or lava me not!","
Nick: "Huh. I'm beginning to suspect I accidentally gave you a HarveyNick..."
Elf: "and we get some REALLY hot sex..."
Nick: "... and if I did it was the Phil version."
"And now replies. But the first couple were written a week ago, so they may not be as funny now as they would have been earlier. And the rest have been written while my shoulder hurts. So they might not be as funny as they would be if I weren't in pain. And yes, I expect people to buy these excuses. For the low, low price of 42 cents." -Nick
"The ideal scenerio for me would be having the scene when John tells Aeryn he knows about her pregnancy played like the climax of an episode of Three's Company. John's talking about the pregnancy in vague terms while Aeryn thinks he's talking about something else and then it all comes out in a comedic bit.
And then we see Don Knotts at the Regal Beagle for no good reason." -Nick
"Hopefully pointing and using third-person pronouns will someday replace abbreviations like "ITA" becuase it's just more interesting to picture people doing this in public.
"That chocolate milk was quite good."
< pointing > "I agree with him!"
It's just more entertaining and it's able to be used in person. And I'm done with that." -Nick
"It's my court appointed punishment for unleashing HarveyNicks on the world. Of course it was on a tennis court that I was sentenced. After all, I said it was a pun-ishment. :)" -Nick
"You just shouldn't tempt fate, hon, much less poke it with a sharp stick as you're basically doing here. We're gonna wind up with Roy-sex because of you, I just know it. >:(" -Sarah
"< snort > did Aeryn just click?? We always knew Claudia had a talented tongue." -Shan
"When they're looking at the wormhole, Chiana jumps onto the table. I was horribly disappointed that she didn't dance." -Natalie
"Wow, John's speaking quite a bit of Spanish this ep. Hey, Sarah, wanna translate? < eg >" -Natalie
"Oh my God. I'm shipping for Sikozu and Scorpy. No, seriously. I don't want to, I really don't. I have no desire to see Scorpy's rod again. But they've got chemistry, and as much as I hate to see a character I really really like end up with someone I really really don't (even though I do, but I don't, and whatever), I do. < rereads > Ooh, I bet I made some minds boggle with that one!" -Natalie
"K, in the Buffy fandom, I declared that I was gonna marry the Host. Well, I've decided I'm bringing Sikozu in on that and have a fictional bigamist marriage with both of them, and the confusing thing is, I'm completely straight. Of course, when I told Nick about this, I made the mistake of mentioning "three-way" and got a big laugh out of that..." -Natalie
"So this summer, I remember hearing about a guy who was "mugging" women - but he wasn't snatching their purses or anything, he was chopping off their ponytails. I have the sudden urge to hand him a pair of scissors and point him towards Aeryn. Go get her!" -Sarah
"Damn, Granny's conscious. That's a serious disappointment." -Sarah
""And today on Jerry Springer - we see the results of paternity tests in our show, 'Which alien species is the father of my baby!' < applause > Our first guest today is ex-PK Officer Aeryn Sun...."" -Sarah
"Ha! Scorpy scares the plant away. You know, you start to wonder after a while if this is all bad for his self-esteem." -Natalie
"Numfar! Do the Dance of Spoiler Space!" -Shaye
"1 vote for Scorpius: my first reaction was that Scorpius voted for himself. Then I realized he didn't get a vote. Heh. Sikozu's a little brat. I love her." -Shaye
"Every damn bit of Sikozu-Granny interaction.
1 melted cooking pot: 15 credits
1 batch of coolant rods: 100 credits
"You defy the whole theory of natural selection": Priceless" -Shaye
"Uh oh. Oh, crap. FRELL! I think it was right about here that I
realized that I need to bring an extra sock with me to ScaperCon, because I have a tendency to swear like a sailor when watching tv. And most of them aren't Scapey words." -Kate
"Cristin, whould please take back your clone outta my head? I found
myself wanting to run my hands over Scorpy's suit's back ridges the other day." -Kate
Nick: "Maybe Monj was watching a Lava-like Lamp for too long before his
two-parter. That could explain why it sucked."
Kate: "Nah, it was a vaccuuming accident."
Nick: "He must have been vacuuming a black hole for it to suck that much."
"Okay, I can't apologize much more! I'd start kissing people's feet in penance but I don't know where y'all have been!" -Natalie
"well not Granny but Sputnik's smile there. Well that and the fact that
she was practially snuggling with Smellyoldwoman. ::winces:: good *gods*
not that is a horrible slash pairing....." -Laurie
Kate: "Radiation. Is. Bad."
Laurie: "lol but it leads to fun skeletal shots"
"It appears our newest crew member's personal ad reads something like, "SFF (Single Fahrbots Female): Turn-ons are high IQs (sorry, D'Argo), black attire, and halitosis"." -Elf
"Though I was somewhat relieved when Aeryn explained why...at least they didn't go against her character and try to claim a tryst with Crais, or Stark, or Rygel, or a really hot DRD." -Elf, re: the baby thing
"Realism's nice and all, but my life spews enough of it's own dren...I really value my escapism!" -Elf
Natalie: "Wow, John's speaking quite a bit of Spanish this ep. Hey, Sarah, wanna translate? < eg >"
Sarah: "I caught it on the second viewing - it's roughly something like,
"Pilot! WTF's going on???" I swear, the language they're able to sneak past the censors that way... ;)"
"< snerk > The tongue kiss was bad enough. Ah, Rygel's not compatible.
But the MI lingers on..." -Kate
Shaye: "Aeryn and Chiana and girl talk. Bet that won't happen again soon."
Kate: "Oh, they'll talk. When Aeryn's shoving Chiana out an airlock. < g > "I mean, there's only so many 'Oh my god, the pain! Please make it stops'... you can listen to before it starts to bug the crap outta ya."
"Please forgive a poor... < thinks > Well, a poor whatever the hell I
am... for the OT post? :)" -Maren
Becca: "I should make up a good story for my wrist. Somehow "I spend too much time on the computer" doesn't have that ring to it..."
Nick: "Work a hamster into the story if you can. People love stories with hamsters."
Aileen: "FARSCAPE'S BEEN NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY!!!!!!!!"
Nick: "Haha! Beat you to it! In your face! Other various taunts!"
Krissy: "LOL Yes your is the original after the original but the more I thought about a name for my kitty the more it fit."
Nick: "Your kitty doesn't make porn vids, does it?"
"First off, I love the idea of Cap'n D'Argo (and not just because I love
apostrophes, although I do). He has matured a lot over the past few
years (seasons, cycles, whatever). He has a sword (not a phallic comment) which is important for captains all the way back to the Age of Pirates (so maybe it should be Cap'n D'arrrrrrrrrrgho). He's in charge of two ships now which makes him perhaps the biggest shipper on the show < rimshot >. And best of all, if the Cap'n had to wear a hat similar to Cap'n Crunch's, D'Arrrrrrrrrrrrgho would look flat out snazzy. And I actually called it although I never did so on-list so there's no recorded evidence. I'm not so crazy about that part." -Nick
Becca: "I've liked him for four or five years now, but it's hard to read his stuff. I dunno, I keep getting distracted or something."
Sarah: "< suspicious look > So you mean this whole thing might come from *your* branch of the shipper tree?"
Kate: "I doubt the fetus could have been triggered. I have this image of little elves in Aeryn's uterus grabbing the fetus and putting it in tupperware and then hanging a "Closed" sign at her cervix."
Sarah: "< snerk > And it doesn't help that the 'little elves' I keep envisioning are of the Keebler variety."
Jodie: "Well that certainly puts a new spin on 'having a bun in the oven'"
""I know! Let's make Aeryn pregnant!"
"Yeah! But wait, the fans will kill us because they'll think it's a
cheesy, trite, overused and usually badly-done plotline!"
"So... let's make her pregnant, but just put it on hold!!"
"Hmmmm.... But - can we *do* that?"
"Sure! This is sci-fi!"" -Sarah
"I'm leaving for Scapercon this afternoon (whee!), so I'll be back
online on Tuesday. Weird replies will commence then. (I will not say anything about the Keebler elves in Aeryn's uterus... I will not. Nosiree Maldis.)" -Kate
"Oh, and can someone keep an eye out for Mini-Nie? She took off in the
night and her favorite party outfit (red sparkly devil suit) is gone.
I'm figuring she got disgusted with me and headed out to the con on her
own. So, if you feel little sharp jabs in your ankles occasionally,
get overcome by irresistible temptation, or your drinks seem to
mysteriously empty when your back is turned, then you've had an
encounter with Mini-Nie! Please don't step on her and squash her,
she'll ruin your shoes. ;)" -Lorien
"Luckily for me, Nick is gone and I only have to hear HarveyNick say "A
fresh what?" Him, I can ignore - or thwap - or stuff in a box. All
things we'd like to do to RealNick, but, alas, are unable to do. < sigh >
If only he hadn't *not* taken over the world. < winks at RealNick and
flashes the secret agent sign >" -Lorien
"I have made an important discovery: It's not Crichton who needs
psychiatric help - it's Ben Browder. A case of art imitating life,
apparently. ;)" -Lorien
"< hears screams of delight from Cincy > Zhaan! Zhaan! Zhaan!
< staples Zhaan to the show, then adds chains, grip tape, that funky
blue glue from EfG, binder clips and finally vacuum seals her in >" -Lorien
"I need some good fic. Ficken soup? Sorry I'm tired, it's 2 am ... must...sleeeeeeep...." -Angie
"Ever have 1 of those days when EVERYTHING makes u think ur in a
twilight zone ep or something? Like the 7 people in matching navy blue and white polka dot outfits wandering through the mall yesterday or the fact that my thoughts have started to form to the brady bunch theme song, or that I tried to filk The GIlligan's Island theme song for FS. So far Rygel is Mr. Howell and Jool is Mrs. Howell *snicker*" -Jodie
"Well considering I've never seen SW and thus have no clue what a Grand
Moff looks like I've got Darth Vader in a kilt and braveheart make up
and boy is that entertaining!!! *G*" -Jodie
"I endorse your Ewwwww! Zhaan never did that, did she?
And nobody tell me if she did, because I want to live in ignorance.
< shudders >" -Lorien
"BTW, if you're expecting coherency, don't expect much. This is me on maybe twelve hours of sleep in the last four days. I see pretty colors..." -Becca
"Laurie, who had never seen the show before, was slashing the Dean
Stockwell character and Jonas, while Kate chose to slash a yellow
Honda Civic in a commercial and a DRD. See, the rest of the weekend
is aaaaall their fault. And Cristin's, too, just 'cause." -Cristin
"While watching Rach and Phil, uh..."interact," I alternately felt the need for insulin shots or a blindfold. My, my. Who needs free HBO when you have Rach and Phil?" -Becca
"Oh, speaking of cackling, we heard the Shaye cackle! That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard. Shaye, if they ever do a remake of The Wizard of Oz, you *need* to audition for the witch part. Seriously." -Becca
"Kate and I discussed "Maldis" and "Jane" ' cause Kate's been watching Forever Knight reruns. That was defintiely an interesting conversation. < G > I have this mental image of a vampiric Maldis swinging around in trees now... ;)" -Becca
"And the dance... You know, Scapers are very persistent. And when
you mix Advil and Celebrex, that brain-mouth-body connection just
goes bye-bye. So, since the webcam has photographic evidence of it,
I might as well just own up to the fact that, yes, I danced.
Aye-yi-yi. But hey, at least I didn't participate in the monkey porn." -Becca
"To sum up: ScaperCon is one long dirty joke. I am becoming one with
the gutter. Scapers have talents in many, many fields, some of which
my parents wouldn't like to know about. ;)" -Becca
"Puns flow freely when rooming with Nick... ugh... puns...." -Shan
"Laurie's voice and attitude was in my head after I left SC... < me
looking at a little black car at the airport >
< thinking to myself > "Move your lame @$$ car, moron."... and I don't
curse!" -Shan
"Hi all. Okay, ScaperCon good. ScaperCon great. ScaperCon throw Nick off
his normal rhythm (which is actually nonexistent which is why I didn't get on the dance floor despite Becca and Aileen trying to drag me there. At least I wasn't almost forcibly stripped this year)." -Nick
"To everyone else who was there: I am truly sorry about that one picture
of you. I promise, no one will ever see it. No, honestly, I swear, it will not be made available to everyone provided they supply me with a few small bills. Seriously, that thought never crossed my mind. And just put the monkey down. We were having a serious conversation here until you picked up the monkey. Oh, now that's mature. I'm not talking to you any more. No, really, I'm not... Jerk." -Nick
"That's right, no phones, no cable, no computers. Remind me again why I love doing this. < looks over and sees cute boy counselors waving from the pool > Oh, right." -Talia
"< snerk > I can picture it now. Braca runs into a hallway and freezes,
ten feet from camera, gun still holstered. He looks nervously behind
him, determining that there's no hope of backup, no chance of rescue,
no means of escape. The camera pans back until we see John Crichton
come into the picture. Wearing a look of utter menace, he has his
Winona pointed directly at Braca's head. Cut to a shot of John from
straight down the barrel of his gun. He smiles a crooked little smile
before opening his mouth to say…
"Braca, Braca, Braca. Did you honestly think that this time would be
any diff… < zip > < yank > …DAMMIT!!!"
Polished off, of course, by a pan out on John with his pants around
his ankles and a Shipper running over to where Kate, who is standing
with a stopwatch, yells out, "Zero point 31 seconds! New time to
beat!!" before they slap hands and jog down the hallway away from the
scene together." -Talia
"Oh God…oh no, bad image…horrible, bad, evil, twisted, BAD image.
Quick, pass the Psysol before the image of Davey in fishnets, a vinyl
hot pink skirt and a silver tube top, being toted by a pimped out
Rockne (yes, purple velour suit and hat with a feather to match, and
all), calling out, "Hey baby, wanna see my latest plot twist?" sets
in!" -Talia
"When I first saw the episode title, I immediately launched into this
random parody-
"Lava's a many spendored thing! Lava lifts us up where we belong, all
you need is lava!"
"Please don't start that again."
"All you need is lava…all you need is lava…all you need is
LAAaaaavaa."
"Lava's just a Rock."
I found it very disturbing. I thought I was fleeing my father, Atilla
the Pun, and instead I ran straight into a Punnery." -Talia
Nick: "I was Nicole for a while? I didn't even know that. You'd think I
would have known."
Lorien: "Poor Nick. You missed your opportunity to lift up your shirt and bounce around in front of a mirror for a while. Isn't that what all guys do when they suddenly find themselves transmogrified into women?"
Nick: "I can neither confirm nor deny that all guys do that in such a
situation as I was unaware that I was female. I really need to be
warned if this ever happens again."
Lorien: "You mean the increased brain power and higher emotional maturity didn't give it away? < sly grin >
Nick: "If I didn't notice that I apparently had boobs, do you think I'd really notice that other stuff?"
"Ooh, good strategy. Distract him with a six-pack while you go for the
pants." -Lorien
"Er, lets see, my memory of the entire event is a bit frazzled, especially the dance which seems to have infected me with some kind of Highlander/ForeverKnight-esque thing of only allowing me to view it in flashbacks." -Phil
"Pssst, "non-corporeal Twinkie" gets 5 hits on google. I'm scared!" -Kate
Lorien: "Naughty Aeryn! Bad Girl! There are better things to do to John when he's lying down than *kick* him."
Kate: "< snort > It helps if he's not unconscious, much more fun that way."
Kate: "Lorien, I swear, sometimes you must be in the [very small] non-perv section of my head."
Lorien: "< pouts > How come I only get the non-perv section?
< winks > I'll show you my perv section if you show me yours. ;)"
"Between the cackling and the snorting, Shaye's more fun than a barrel
full of noise-making monkeys. Laurie, do not say *anything.* < g >" -Kate
"1812! "No singing." Hee. And that leads to singing in the shower thoughts, and suddenly I'm all, "Hey, maybe that's a start to Becca's DRD porn!"" -Natalie
"John, sweetie? You go to shoot a big alien bounty hunter guy with the aid of like, four DRDs. What part of your brain broke that you thought that would work?" -Natalie
"Scarranburg. You have to go through there to get to Sebaceanville. Luxantown is just over the river, near Nebari Heights. Oh, I could go on forever." -Natalie
"The benefits of having a HarveyNick: RealNick becomes that much more
predictable. But not less fun!" -Nick
Phil: "lets just say that Ohio really is the Porn State."
Nick: "I think you and Rachel confirmed that at the con. :)"
Kate: "And yes, I *can* pass for normal, I swear!"
Nick: "I still don't believe it. Your aura reeks of the gutter."
Kate: "I didn't know you could "Baaaa!" in a lisping Southern accent, but apparently you can. She and The Human Goat Who Does a Very Nice Jedi Come Frell Me Dance certainly do give me ideas."
Nick: "Di I just get you started on goat porn?"
Kate: "< snerk > Oh, the MIs! The Sound of Music marionettes, Scarelett!Aeryn & John's dance. Hoo boy."
Nick: "Great. I know what my legacy will be. Not the guy who took 1000 pics at ScaperCon. Not the greatest punner of his generation. Not even the spleen guy. No, I'm going down in the history books as the guy who started goat porn on the Shippers List."
"I wonder if John taught 1812 how to play 70s porn music. And if so,
why." -Nick
"Tormented Space. It sounds like it should be just past the Valley of
Lost Souls, turn left at Planet Doom, and across the street from Wal-Mart." -Nick
"There we go - thinking alike again. Or are we sharing a brain and just
taking turns?" -Lorien
"< snort > I'm hoping we find out she's a bad guy soon and they kill her.
She deserves to die slowly but that would prolong *our* agony, so the
Judges will accept a quick execution in her case." -Lorien
"My muse is whispering voicemail messages for each of the crew in my
ear.
Aeryn:
"Leave a message."
D'argo:
"You have reached Captain Ka D'argo. Please leave a message at the
beep. If you found this number on a bathroom wall, please send nude photos to:
Capt. Ka D'argo
2nd tier, rm 219
Moya, UT 24601
If you're hunting me for bounty, uuuh...I have a Qualta blade and I
know how to use it.
1812:
de-de-de-de-de-de-de-dee-dee-deeeee *beep*
Pilot:
If you are calling for Moya, please press one. If you would like to
contact Captain D'argo, please press two. If you would like to leave a message with Pilot, please press three. For all other inquiries, press blue, triangle, green, 5, 3.
Chiana:
Heeey. You've reached Chiana. Leave a message at the beep and I'll eh,
get back to you. (insert inaudible *wink*wink* here) If I owe you money or you're hunting me for bounty, frell off.
Zuzu Shamu:
You have reached Sikozu Shanu. Leave a message at the beep. That's
Leave. a. message. at. the. beep. (Message repeats in fourteen languages)
Scorpy:
This is Scorpius. I'm not here...(he trails off, leaving you wondering
just what he's up to) Leave a message at the beep, if you know what's good for you." -Jessica
"Aeryn writing poetry? That's the new red alert. "Your blood is
red, fellip nectar is blue, I was drunk, you should be too."" -Kate
""I'm not a big fan of vaccuum." That's not what Aeryn said... I'm
not even sure what that's supposed to mean." -Kate
"eryn, riding a DRD. That's it, I'm out. I mean, COME ON! Last year
it was Aeryn and John and Crais riding Talyn into battle, now it's
Aeryn riding 1812 the DRD into battle. Last year it was Scorpious and
the Wormhole Command Carrier, this year it's Commedant Cleavage and
the Evil Seductive Boob Sweat. That's it, hostile take-over by
Scapers, and fast! (< nudge >< nudge >Round Robin< nudge >< nudge >)" -Talia
Natalie: ""Aeryn's writing some poetry." < snerk > Just the visual that gives me. Aeryn in a flowy dress sitting under a tree somewhere... It's opposite day on Moya!"
Kate: "Heh, unfortunately that gives me the visual of Aeryn as Klinger from M*A*S*H sitting under a tree in Korea in one of his dresses..."
Natalie: ""I never wanted to." Sure, the Bondage King never wanted to leave his cell. Big shocker."
Kate: "< snerk > Maybe he has that collar and leash in his carry-all."
"Thank you! In the first shot with Granny floating in the background,
the strings were so obvious. Look at the skirt! I said to my
niece, "This has got to be the cheesiest Farscape shot ever." Then
along came Borrowers!Aeryn riding 1812, I turned to my niece and
said, "I take that back, THIS is the cheesiest Farscape shot I've
ever seen."" -Angie
"In any event, this means more spleen references, more random
nonsensical Nick statements, and most importantly MORE PUNS!!! REJOICE IN THE NAME OF PUNS!!!
< crickets >
< more crickets >
< crickets playing cricket >
Fine, don't rejoice. Just go ahead and read replies. See if I care." -Nick
Elf: "All that, and one of HarveyNick's Own(tm) titles!"
Nick: "One of the HarveyNicks is going around trademarking stuff? I'm
constantly impressed by the little guys."
"note to self: never plan large party days after returning from SC and
with the Funny Syphilis as well. (::shakes her fists at the Marriott:: I
blame them. and the fountain.)" -Laurie
"Well, like most other shippers, I have caught the illness that was
circulating around SC < sneezes >... oh sorry there Fluffy....
Well I feel like Aeryn in HotR... maybe D'Argo with the mucus thing.
Not really sure at this point, I just know that my nose is organizing a
revolt and so far, the battle is being confined to my head." -Shan
"And now an overly dramatic update on Nick's case of the Scaper Funny
Syphilis:
It has moved away from the nasal region. I repeat, the nasal region is
free of illness! It is now entirely localized in the throat. It's almost
gone! Why won't it just leave, dammit? For the love of all that is holy, begone foul sickness and never dampen my doorstep again!!!" -Nick
Dawn: "LMFAO!!!! I would so PAY to see this!!!! Nick, you're killing me!!!"
Nick: "I'd better stop before the cops find out."
"< snerk > Except LaCroix is really the skanky one, even without the
onomatopoetic name. C'mon, you can't see him performing at the Raven
in fishnets and feathers? < pause > Oooookay, that took a *really*
wrong turn down Psysol Lane..." -Becca
Becca: "And hey, since I'm back early, I get to sully other people's reputations before they ruin mine, right? And oh, there's much ruining to do..."
Aileen: "OH come one we're all shippers, how bad does it get when we are there in RL? um, forget I said that."
"Love you Kate! Next year you can room with us cause now you know we're
not psycho con people... well, we are psycho con people, just not the ones who kill :)" -Shan
"I think my Winamp has been channeling Becca. All the sex songs come up on the DRD skins." -Kate
"Okay, looking back at all of the digests I've skimmed but haven't replied to? I give up. They win. < hits delete > Hmmm. I guess *I* win, really. Hehehe." -Sarah
"Read Farskate. Laughed ass off. Reupholstered chair. Ass is fine now." -Jessica