Happy Birthday to our Kern!
Her wit's so hot we all burn!
Her generosity is unmatched--
To her writing we are attached,
And today we cheer another year turned.

Oh, look Kerne, you've inspired me to write bad birthday poetry again!! ;)

Hope you had a wonderful day!

and I love simplystars too! So I wish her a very groovy birthday. Here, is a poem that has my two favorite things: stars and dogs. Can't beat the combo ( Read more... )

To the wiser third of the Unholy Three, the lovely and snarkalicious scrubschick:

Hail the almighty Scrubs!
Connoisseur of the liquids in pubs.
The better the brew
The more she can do
Like make animals out of her shrubs!

Happy Happy Birthday Scrubs!!!!

And now, for the dashing pkammotroop, a haiku:
Birthday wishes sent ( Read more... )

simplystars, I hope you had a wonderful birthday! I'm sorry I'm a bit behind, but I didn't want you to think I had forgotten you. I owe you an original bad poem for the day, but until I've had some sleep and my brain reactivates, I offer you this poem by Edgar Allan Poe:

EVENING STAR 'Twas noontide of summer ( Read more... )

Shall I compare thee to an apocolyptic day ( Read more... )

is brought to you by Magnetic Poetry's Pick Up Lines online kit--proud sponsor of rubberneck's astronaut pants...

Happy Birthday thassalia!

Should I believe in heaven at first sight?
The sunshine of one word come true
Spicy directions to this dance taste like tequila
Walk by again donor of a drink
Hope you have a lovely day and are able to block the bad poetry ( Read more... )

We are hitting another round of birthdays and my thinking cap is a bit askew...apologies in advance...

This poem is brought to you by the Dog Lover's collection of the online Magnetic Poetry (and is *not* a reference to bheerfan, but about our common love of dogs):

slobber faithful companion ( Read more... )

So much bad poetry...

First, belated wishes for the wonderful fbf...

There's not a Chuck in the world
Worthy of your feet
As they dance among the clouds...

And I also wish for you a super suit...I'm just sayin' ;)

And now for the lovely monkeyfromhell
Whitelight and trajictale no more ( Read more... )

First, congrats to cretkid on joining the ranks of the coolest aunts ever! May you happily corrupt educate your niece on the finer sci fi things in life and make her parents crazy to boot.

Second, a very Happy Birthday to veritykindle!!! Here is your haiku:

Oh Anime Pimp
Your taste is impeccable
Miyazaki rules!

Thirdly, I'd like to introduce my awesome cousin cerezalee ( ( Read more... )

Like the space cadet I am, I totally missed sabaceanbabe's birthday! Bah! Bad friend bad friend!

In apology and celebration of the day, I offer this haiku...which could be considered at least PG-13! Heee!

Helo sits on high
muscles rippling for just you
his lollipop wet
Hope that makes up for my complete lack of attention to such an important day! Hope it ( Read more... )