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[savour_the_pain]

[The Hitomi turns on and a man with silver hair can be seen with a disgruntled look on his face. He is wearing a familiar cloak and seems to have been caught in mid-rant]

-does this do, seriously. [Fumbles around with the Hitomi a bit more before giving up and chucking it on the ground]

Motherfucking dipshit leaves me in the middle of nowhere.

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[seeingeyeshark]

.....Hidan.....?

[There's too much hesitation and uncertainty there, Kisame is just too subdued--the break-up has taken all the sunny good humor and energy out of him, it seems, put out the fire and left him just drawn and worn out. He's not happy being alone, but this is shaking him up a bit, forcing him to think--he remembers, at least, hearing about Hidan and Kakuzu being declared dead. Naruto and the Konoha ninjas....]

[But then again, death meant nothing here. He knows that. And now it looks like one of the Zombie Twins was alive here after all. He manages an awkward half-smile at the ranting, voice oddly quiet and polite in contrast.] It's a communications device called a Hitomi, Hidan-san. Kakuzu might not be here, but Leader-sama is, so you might want to report to Amegakure soon. If you'd rather get a briefing first, I can answer any questions you might have, if I know them.

[savour_the_pain]

[A long time after when Hidan finally manages to use it. He is not technology-savvy at all.] Hitomi. What kind of shitty name is that?

You sound like someone dickhead stole your kill. [Not that he really cares, but weird is weird]

So where the hell is here? [Completely ignores the whole leader bit. He's still pissy.]

[seeingeyeshark]

Just in a bad mood, that's all. It'll pass. [He hopes so, anyway. Kisame waves his hand dismissively at the comment, and settles in to start explaining.]

A name's a name, however shitty it is, and that one's written on the back of the thing. This place is called Kannagara. It's sort of like we got yanked back in time and all the people who were supposed to be here got killed. The gods probably have something to do with it--apparently they're what brought us here. [Definite admission of some powers that be here, even though Kisame rarely makes mention of anything religious at all. Maybe he's not talking about Jashin, but hey, at least it's a start.]

[savour_the_pain]

[Killed? He snorts at that.] Are you retarded? I can't die and...wait.

ARE YOU SAYING SOME FUCKED UP HEATHEN GOD BROUGHT ME HERE?

[reaction]

[callmelegion]

. . .

[necro_fantasia]

Congratulations on dying!

Unfortunately, due to certain issues with your prior conduct it was impossible to allow you to enter paradise. After careful consideration we decided that hell would be more appropriate for your particular situation.

We hope you enjoy your stay!

[savour_the_pain]

Very fucking funny, bitch.

[necro_fantasia]

Huh. I thought religious people were supposed to be really credulous.

[savour_the_pain]

And I thought all bitches had no fucking brains. At least, one of us was right.

[eternalscorpion]

[Sasori isn't particularly in the mood to speak to anyone, but he supposes he should welcome this idiot colleague of his to their collective nightmare.]

Oh. It's you.

...I don't suppose you brought your partner with you?

[Kakuzu, at least, is someone Sasori can deal with.]

[savour_the_pain]

What's it to you, kid?

[eternalscorpion]

Kid? Show some respect for your elders, brat.

[Sasori sighs. He really doesn't have the patience for this today.]

Of course, I never did bother to show you my true appearance. This is Sasori. The face that you knew me by before was my puppet, Hiruko.

Now, is Kakuzu with you, or not?

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[savour_the_pain]

Seriously? [Hear the disbelief in his voice? And now he's laughing]

[Yeah, you can still hear it]

[clayfireworks]

[Oh, so Hidan's here? Deidara smirks.] Welcome to the party, un.

[savour_the_pain]

And what party would this be, Deidara-chan?

[clayfireworks]

Well, you missed the war against Konoha, un. But I guess that was pretty much a fucking waste of time.

[parousian]

SEEENNPAIIII~~!! YOU'RE ALIVE!! I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!