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[savour_the_pain]

[The Hitomi turns on and a man with silver hair can be seen with a disgruntled look on his face. He is wearing a familiar cloak and seems to have been caught in mid-rant]

-does this do, seriously. [Fumbles around with the Hitomi a bit more before giving up and chucking it on the ground]

Motherfucking dipshit leaves me in the middle of nowhere.

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[eternalscorpion]

[Sasori isn't particularly in the mood to speak to anyone, but he supposes he should welcome this idiot colleague of his to their collective nightmare.]

Oh. It's you.

...I don't suppose you brought your partner with you?

[Kakuzu, at least, is someone Sasori can deal with.]

[savour_the_pain]

What's it to you, kid?

[eternalscorpion]

Kid? Show some respect for your elders, brat.

[Sasori sighs. He really doesn't have the patience for this today.]

Of course, I never did bother to show you my true appearance. This is Sasori. The face that you knew me by before was my puppet, Hiruko.

Now, is Kakuzu with you, or not?

1/3

[savour_the_pain]

Seriously? [Hear the disbelief in his voice? And now he's laughing]

[Yeah, you can still hear it]

2/3

[savour_the_pain]

[What's that? Oh, that's just Hidan extremely amused. Laughing.]

[And he's done. No, false alarm.]

3/3

[savour_the_pain]

[Done for real! Now, he's just snickering]

If I fucking looked like that, I'd hide in a shitty puppet too. [Ignores your question some more~]

Re: 3/3

[eternalscorpion]

[Why exactly did Sasori bother speaking to this fool again?]

Typical. Somehow, I'm not surprised that someone as crude as yourself has no appreciation whatsoever for true art.

[He shrugs.]

Your childishness about this matter seems to indicate that you're here alone, as otherwise I imagine Kakuzu would have interrupted your foolishness by now.

[Suddenly, a thought occurs to him, and he begins to smirk.]

Actually, it appears that you're in luck. We just happen to have another member who's currently without a partner himself. I'm sure you would pair beautifully with him.

[savour_the_pain]

Art is for pussies.

Deidara-chan is partnered with that freak since you died. [And he snickers at that] I don't need a fucking partner, especially some fruity artist.

[eternalscorpion]

[Sasori's smirk only widens, despite the petty insults.]

Oh, but you're quite mistaken, actually.

It's true that Deidara was partnered with Tobi during my absence, but that is no longer the case. Deidara's my partner once again, you see.

I'm sure that Tobi will be absolutely thrilled to be working with you.

[savour_the_pain]

Ha ha ha, fuck you.

Like hell I'd work with that dipshit. I don't need no shitty partner.