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Sep 10, 2009 21:43

[The Hitomi turns on and a man with silver hair can be seen with a disgruntled look on his face. He is wearing a familiar cloak and seems to have been caught in mid-rant]

-does this do, seriously. [Fumbles around with the Hitomi a bit more before giving up and chucking it on the ground]

Motherfucking dipshit leaves me in the middle of nowhere. ( Read more... )

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seeingeyeshark September 10 2009, 14:15:10 UTC
.....Hidan.....?

[There's too much hesitation and uncertainty there, Kisame is just too subdued--the break-up has taken all the sunny good humor and energy out of him, it seems, put out the fire and left him just drawn and worn out. He's not happy being alone, but this is shaking him up a bit, forcing him to think--he remembers, at least, hearing about Hidan and Kakuzu being declared dead. Naruto and the Konoha ninjas....]

[But then again, death meant nothing here. He knows that. And now it looks like one of the Zombie Twins was alive here after all. He manages an awkward half-smile at the ranting, voice oddly quiet and polite in contrast.] It's a communications device called a Hitomi, Hidan-san. Kakuzu might not be here, but Leader-sama is, so you might want to report to Amegakure soon. If you'd rather get a briefing first, I can answer any questions you might have, if I know them.

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savour_the_pain September 11 2009, 03:53:52 UTC
[A long time after when Hidan finally manages to use it. He is not technology-savvy at all.] Hitomi. What kind of shitty name is that?

You sound like someone dickhead stole your kill. [Not that he really cares, but weird is weird]

So where the hell is here? [Completely ignores the whole leader bit. He's still pissy.]

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seeingeyeshark September 11 2009, 05:00:35 UTC
Just in a bad mood, that's all. It'll pass. [He hopes so, anyway. Kisame waves his hand dismissively at the comment, and settles in to start explaining.]

A name's a name, however shitty it is, and that one's written on the back of the thing. This place is called Kannagara. It's sort of like we got yanked back in time and all the people who were supposed to be here got killed. The gods probably have something to do with it--apparently they're what brought us here. [Definite admission of some powers that be here, even though Kisame rarely makes mention of anything religious at all. Maybe he's not talking about Jashin, but hey, at least it's a start.]

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savour_the_pain September 13 2009, 06:31:01 UTC
[Killed? He snorts at that.] Are you retarded? I can't die and...wait.

ARE YOU SAYING SOME FUCKED UP HEATHEN GOD BROUGHT ME HERE?

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seeingeyeshark September 13 2009, 06:45:35 UTC
I didn't say you died, just that the general population that should be here might have.

[He can't help but wince at the shouting; some mixture of honestly and an attempt at placating the man seems like it would be the best bet at getting him calmer and quieter. Thus, he offers some token gesture of.... faith, when he doesn't even believe in.... whatever Hidan's cult is? He's never really paid much attention, other than the fact that it causes Hidan to be immortal, and wreaks terrible destruction.]

I don't know which god brought you or any of us to Kannagara, or why, or anything like that. I just know that they're real around here. I mean, for all we know, it could even be Jashin doing all of this. I don't know if he's the sort of god who would do this kind of thing, but....

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savour_the_pain September 13 2009, 13:56:55 UTC
[The offered option calms him down somewhat. The thought of some fucking heathen god...but he knows that Jashin would never let let any other pansy god send him anywhere.] Tch, this place must be really fucked up if Jashin sent me here to cleanse the heathen shit.

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seeingeyeshark September 13 2009, 14:22:23 UTC
....You have no idea. [Kisame nods at that, rather willing to agree--this place is pretty fucked up.]

[Come to think of it, Hidan had been either killed, or given a fate as good as death.... He considers the option of commenting on this. Weighs it. Finds that he again dislikes the prospect of openly talking about someone else's mortality. He almost feels a little bad for everyone else, only helping to incite Hidan more like this.... Then again, at least someone here deserved to be happy and purposeful, and there was at least always the possibility of it being right. Hidan was one of the only people who might find joy or satisfaction in being here, or have a clear goal in mind. Why deny him that?]

The gods left a weird message on people's Hitomis, too.... Maybe you got sent here as a reward or salvation of some sort. Or maybe you do have a job to do after all.

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