Friends, I have to share with you a wondrous event.

Did I get cured of my mental illnesses? Did I win the lottery? Did I hire a housekeeper?

No, no, and no. But that's okay! Because...

Today I woke up and there were doughnuts.

FINALLY(Unfortunately, there were no bavarian creme filled doughnuts, only jelly doughnuts, which are similar in ( Read more... )

I think the real question for today is: Where does one put nutella in one's kitchen if one has never had it in one's kitchen before?

With the peanut butter?

Does it need to be refrigerated with the jelly?

Should I just leave it out on the table because I'm never going to stop eating it? (My dad would have a problem with that, though.)

Oh, ( Read more... )

The cake I just ate...

wow.

Imagine chocolate creme pie with icing.

Yeah. Seriously.

Buddhism is so confusing yet so compelling.

In other news, forgot to eat, but had some crackers. Later, some soup. Saltines are very salty-should get some that are not quite so.

Watched Amélie, had faith in humanity restored.

I was going to have my typical footnote style here, but the macro to do it is on my laptop and I'm on my desktop. ( Read more... )

God hates me. Else I would not be up 7 hours after I went to sleep, with nothing to do but clean.

Update on the weird neighbors banging on walls entry: turns out it was two guys trying to get back a "stereo" that belonged to one of the guys (that's what he told the police) by banging on the door for five minutes and then trying to break in. ( Read more... )