Let me be why doncha babe
God hates me. Else I would not be up 7 hours after I went to sleep, with nothing to do but clean.
Update on the weird neighbors banging on walls entry: turns out it was two guys trying to get back a "stereo" that belonged to one of the guys (that's what he told the police) by banging on the door for five minutes and then trying to break in. Right next door. Hot.
Not to mention it was a female who lives alone, and that it was FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. Possibly your "stereo" could've waited until it wasn't dark outside and you therefore weren't scaring the shit out of a single female, assholes.
The cops showed up and took them away for attempted burglary. Next door! I don't know how I could've missed that, but helpfully my neighbors filled me in.
(I went over to my neighbor's apartment to make paella last night, and it turned out pretty well except: slightly too much water for the rice, forgot to add the salt, not quite enough saffron. But Dillon said he'd had worse paella while he was in Spain, so I made better paella than some Spanish woman. I win.)
Update on the weird neighbors banging on walls entry: turns out it was two guys trying to get back a "stereo" that belonged to one of the guys (that's what he told the police) by banging on the door for five minutes and then trying to break in. Right next door. Hot.
Not to mention it was a female who lives alone, and that it was FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. Possibly your "stereo" could've waited until it wasn't dark outside and you therefore weren't scaring the shit out of a single female, assholes.
The cops showed up and took them away for attempted burglary. Next door! I don't know how I could've missed that, but helpfully my neighbors filled me in.
(I went over to my neighbor's apartment to make paella last night, and it turned out pretty well except: slightly too much water for the rice, forgot to add the salt, not quite enough saffron. But Dillon said he'd had worse paella while he was in Spain, so I made better paella than some Spanish woman. I win.)