No, seriously. The best Shadow Hearts fanfic I will ever write. And all misspellings are certainly intentional.

( An argument against, or possibly for, Joachim/Kurando... as written by everyone's favourite bratty Russian photographer. )

I had a group of friends over, and we performed a shockingly good vocal enactment of Volume One and most of Volume Two of Sex Pistols. Featuring Finn as Norio, Oushou, some random people, Greg as sound effects, Logan (who I am so proud of) as Yonekuni and Whatsit... the bear guy, arg, what's his name, and me as Kunimasa and Shirou. (Yes, I single- ( Read more... )

God, I love Joachim.

( This only really makes sense if you've read the description of Joachim's final armour in the Inventory. )

Best denoument line in a work of (yaoi) fanfiction: "I think it's coming out my nose." Snerk. Snerk.

Oh man, if that's the good ending, what on earth is the bad ending like ( Read more... )

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And now, I will talk about sidequests and the benefits thereof ( Read more... )

Okay, so I really want to join bb_shousetsu, because I could do it! Stupid BL ideas in the space of 30 pages plus cover illustration are my specialty! Except, and this is a big except which I know I've mentioned before, I can't write porn. I just can't. Something in my brain will not allow me ( Read more... )

Today was funny because I taught the Chinese exchange students who sit next to me in Socials about swear words. Some will think this reprehensible, but they were already saying fuck, so it was more like a lesson about the appropriate usage of various words. They taught me how to insult the Japanese in Chinese. (I say "Well, I don't really hate the ( Read more... )