Shoplifting 160$ worth of fucking make up at Target.  That wasn't the first time so I thought I'd get away with it, so I carefully strutted down the exit like I always do, but then BAM, a guy that worked suddenly grabbed me && said in this most mexican-ish deep accent, 'you're coming with me.' God, I was calm, but I knew  was in deepshit. When I ( Read more... )