hippos | sassette726

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sassette726 Dec 25, 2010 00:04

Merry Christmas, LJers!

(I already got one new hippopotamus for Christmas. He's big and floppy and slightly cross-eyed. A perfect addition to my hippo menagerie!)

hippos, holidays

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sassette726 Apr 09, 2010 01:34

I need to hunt down and acquire this dress. IT'S GLORIOUS. I don't care if it will accentuate my already too-wide hips. It's a HIPPO DRESS. How can this exist without my owning it ( Read more... )

fashion, hippos, dreams

This is what happens when you bring up hippos at 4am.

sassette726 Mar 21, 2010 04:50

nash076 You love for raging psycho land mammals unsettles me.

sassette726 They're so cute! And deadly! And they secrete natural sunscreen that's red so it looks like they sweat BLOOD. Hippos are fucking hardcore.

nash076 I'm going to have to find a "Hippo fucking kills a guy" story for my next video.

sassette726 You've seen Jessica the Hippo, yes? I'm sure I sent you that ( Read more... )

humor, hippos, internet, strange things i have said online

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sassette726 Jun 23, 2009 00:50

Craig Ferguson just admitted he was, and I quote: "GAY FOR HIPPOS." He followed this by saying, "Call me, Hungry Hungry."

He could sit at the fake desk reading the phone book for the next hour and this show will still have been awesome.

hippos, television

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sassette726 Jun 16, 2009 01:52

George Washington's false teeth were not made of wood, as is commonly believed, but were carved from the tusks of a hippopotamus.

Aaaaaaand he just officially became my least favorite President EVER.

hippos

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sassette726 Apr 17, 2009 18:03

OMG I NEED THIS.

I use shower caps, see. Because though I obviously shower every day, I only wash my hair a few times a week. Other days I use dry shampoo as necessary. But usually I'm stuck with the boring old supermarket shower caps. But I could have an awesome hippo shower cap! That's so much cooler ( Read more... )

hippos, awesome