You know what's sad/hilarious? This porn parody sequel of The X Files (yes, it's a porn parody sequel) looks a hell of a lot better than the actual second X Files movie. (Don't worry; the trailer is SFW).

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OMG OMG OMG

So Syfy has released a sneak peek of their next craptacular movie, Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid. Now normally this would be terribly impressive since nothing could possibly be as epic as the Sharktopus trailer, except that the scene they chose to sneak peak is the one where Tiffany and Debbie Gibson beat the shit out of each other:

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I love Old Spice Guy so much. Now he's responding to Twitter and YouTube users personally:

http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice#p/u/0/TeZGIhtSvjM

The Old Spice guy explains how hard it is filming those commercials, which gives me a whoooooole new appreciation for him. Also, he wants to play Luke Cage:


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This movie not only features Tiffany as (I think) some kind of histrionic marine biologist, but also an actiony guy with a chronic case of overactitis kicking giant piranhas in the face.

Suck it, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

The tee shirt, she is MIIIIIIIIIINE:


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So I totally haven't talked about figure skating on here, mostly because I've kept it over on Twitter where other people actually care about it too. But I'm breaking radio silence to post this awesome video on how shitty everyone treats Johnny Weir (my current favorite figure skater since Michelle Kwan retired, though I enjoy Kim Yui-Na a lot as ( Read more... )

This is not safe for work. But if you are not at work, you should click it. And then you should put down any beverages or foodstuffs. And then you should click the big red bar that says "VIEW IT IN A ROOM." And then you should LOL.

I am shocked and appalled that I have never seen this before:

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Seriously, this is the best idea in the history of ever. I would be there so fast.