Oh, hello, thousand calories in one sitting
Not only did I not go to the gym today, but I ate a pint of ice cream for dinner. I've heard of people doing that--like in Bridget Jones' Diary and stuff--but I had no idea it could actually be done in real life. I feel like a cow. There is really no excuse for this. I could say, "The baby wanted it!" but that's not going to make my ass any smaller. Sheesh.
I do have to say, though: Ben & Jerry's Key Lime Pie ice cream is possibly the best thing ever invented.