There will be a massive post (or possibly posts, idk yet, we'll see how big it gets) containing pictures and a detailed account of the ten-day three-city trip I just returned from, but for now, I am back! Also, here, have some highlights ( Read more... )

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THAT IS ALL.

CONTINUE ON WITH YOUR NOW-BRIGHTENED DAY.

Edit: Screw you, Hulu.

• 00:53 RT: @dbferguson: WE HAVE VIDEO OF CONAN, JON STEWART, AND STEPHEN COLBERT!! www.nofactzone.net/conanvideo // L-O-FUCKING-L XD #

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• 00:55 Apples to Apples, green card is "dead"; mom puts "global warming": "It was invented by politics. The Republicans!" Steven & I: "...uh, no?" #
• 01:00 ...apparently global warming HAS to have been invented by the Republicans because "that's why Al Gore wants to stop it!" #
• 01:05 And now: "You just can't trust a lollipop!" #
• 01:24 My mother, ( Read more... )

According to my mom, Republicans invented global warming. We know this is true, and I quote, because "that's why Al Gore wants to stop it!"

Oh, mom. The things you learn playing Apples to Apples! Now, continuing the writing meme.

( Day three. )

I'm pretty tired, and therefore loopy. But I have to repost these two pictures.

( I bet this would be a fandom secret if I didn't find the idea of fandom secrets to be stupid. )

• 15:06 Sylvia saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, "I like boys that sparkle!" Her first thought? "I don't think boys that sparkle will like you." #
• 15:07 Then she was like, "Oh! Twilight! Not gay guys!" As she said to me, "I thought she was setting herself up for rejection!" #
• 17:54 A fortune my sister just got: "A man's best possession is a ( Read more... )

Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player. It's in your blood.
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your soul.
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: ...your eyes?
Troy: That's gay.
Jeff: That's homophobic.
Troy: That's black.
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn.

I just laughed so hard at that exchange.

If you are not watching Community, you totally should be. It is so ( Read more... )

• 04:47 "What's a name for a person on a stick?" -- "Jesus!" Ah, playing Cranium. #

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• 00:56 @ gandolforf Added! #
• 10:35 Haha, wow, I apparently sent an IM in my sleep. Nice. #
• 11:56 Today's Word of the Day is 'gadzookery'. Very nice, Merriam-Webster. I tip my imaginary hat to you. #
• 13:07 @ Ves_pertine Brian keeps taking over my brain. How is he so appealing? #
• 13:49 @ Ves_pertine There is that, definitely. =P #