Oct 29, 2009 23:55
- 15:06 Sylvia saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, "I like boys that sparkle!" Her first thought? "I don't think boys that sparkle will like you." #
- 15:07 Then she was like, "Oh! Twilight! Not gay guys!" As she said to me, "I thought she was setting herself up for rejection!" #
- 17:54 A fortune my sister just got: "A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." What. The Fuck. #
- 18:11 ...LOL, and my brother met a guy. Named Steve. WTF KIND OF NARCISSIST DATES SOMEONE WITH THE SAME NAME AS THEM? #
- 20:11 Watching Community. My mom, on Joel McHale, "Hey, it's that guy! From that show!" #
- 20:35 I'm starting to develop a crush on Joel McHale, thanks to this show. I'm not sure how I feel about that. #
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roommate,
my roommate is better than yours,
fangirlism,
fucking ridiculous,
feminism,
are you fucking kidding me?,
is there a king of the douchebags award?,
family,
sexism,
community,
joel mchale,
go fuck yourself,
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*facepalm*,
stupid shit people say,
failure,
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stupid shit people do