it's a maaaaan's world....and he's doin' the best he can.
i got this forwarded to me. I don't agree with all of it but it has some pretty funny stuff in it:
Good To Be A Man
~Movie nudity is virtually always female.
~Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
~When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
~You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
~You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
~Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
~You can be President.
~Flowers fix everything.
~You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
~You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
~You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
~The world is your urinal.
~One mood, all the time.
~You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
~Same work... more pay.
~If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
~The remote is yours and yours alone.
~You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
~Bachelor parties beat the shit over bridal showers.
~Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
~If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
~You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
~You think the idea of punting a small cat is funny.
~Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
~Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: 'So... notice anything different?'
~All your orgasms are real.
yeah, some of them are total bullshit...especially the last one. contrary to popular belief, men are quite capable of faking orgasms. Not that such things should ever be done by anybody but we all hit bumps in the road from time to time (no pun intended here)
Good To Be A Man
~Movie nudity is virtually always female.
~Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
~When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
~You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
~You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
~Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
~You can be President.
~Flowers fix everything.
~You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
~You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
~You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
~The world is your urinal.
~One mood, all the time.
~You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
~Same work... more pay.
~If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
~The remote is yours and yours alone.
~You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
~Bachelor parties beat the shit over bridal showers.
~Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
~If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
~You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
~You think the idea of punting a small cat is funny.
~Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
~Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: 'So... notice anything different?'
~All your orgasms are real.
yeah, some of them are total bullshit...especially the last one. contrary to popular belief, men are quite capable of faking orgasms. Not that such things should ever be done by anybody but we all hit bumps in the road from time to time (no pun intended here)