Comments | sarcasticide: it's a maaaaan's world....and he's doin' the best he can.

sarcasticide

it's a maaaaan's world....and he's doin' the best he can.

Mar 18, 2002 23:01

i got this forwarded to me. I don't agree with all of it but it has some pretty funny stuff in it ( Read more... )

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gbtunney March 19 2002, 06:11:15 UTC

If you retain water, it's in a canteen. !

ha ha !

heh heh sarcasticide March 19 2002, 09:48:34 UTC

that was one of my favorites too *snicker*

c79helium March 19 2002, 06:37:24 UTC

"You can go to the bathroom without a support group."
--I always go to the bathroom alone.
"You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours."
--I don't know about other girls, but I think about sex about 90 percent of my waking hours!
"One mood, all the time."
--SO not true! Most guys I know have worse mood swings than I do.
"You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood."
--Does this actually happen to women?
And finally..."All your orgasms are real."
umm, may i ask how the hell a guy can fake an orgasm? I would think that would be near impossible.

sarcasticide March 19 2002, 09:47:30 UTC

yeah, these really only apply to the painfully common female you'd see at a bar 5 nights a week.

I'll tell you about the other thing if you IM me.