This post is absurdly and ridiculously long. You are forewarned.

( Chapter 11 )

Chapter 6!

( Battling with LJ to code something as simple as a cut has tired me out like you will not believe. )

I present to you the entire two chapters I've sporked of Love, Lust and Magic: A Hogwarts Tale. Hooray!

( Chapter 5 (really, the first chapter, since apparently Quizilla forbids me to see the first four, or at any rate I can't find them...) )

( I could write my name by the age of three, and I don't need anyone to cut my meat for me. I'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes... )

( Until they've sunk every ship we sail, we stood up... )

( Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere, but one last time let's go there... )

Full postings of Dark Magic (I don't feel like finding the link again, it's on the entry at badfic_quotes )! Chapter One, with the rest to follow. So far there's only four chapters, and they're all pretty short, but it's just easier.

( How many timess can I quote Sparkly Vampires ironically? )

( Chapters 9 & 10 )

( Chapters 6,7, AND 8. )

Two more chapters, chickadees! And a present for my Soozles whenever she gets back from her latest trip.

( Chapters 4 & 5 )