I have seen New Moon! Hooray! For all the wrong reasons... or are they really the right reasons? Alright, let's get right into the merriment. It only took me a month to see it, jeez....

( Sparkly vampires, glittering werewolves, effervescent zombies, monsters that shine... )

( Chapters 6,7, AND 8. )

Two more chapters, chickadees! And a present for my Soozles whenever she gets back from her latest trip.

( Chapters 4 & 5 )

I really need to stop being such an attention whore.

( In which many unrealistic things happen. )

Imagine my intense delight when I opened Dogpile today and saw that one of the favorite fetches was for the New Moon Trailer. Obviously I clicked on the link, because my hatred for this franchise is pretty much like an illicit drug (*snerk* I guess you could say it's my favorite brand of heroin. roflroflsnerksnerk) and I need hits of malevolently ( Read more... )

So I had a long, often hysterical conversation with my friend today after she somehow found her way to www.stepheniemeyer.com (please refrain from shooting yourself). After a while, I had to stop reading because, as indicated, she makes me want to bite puppies. I thought I'd share some gems.

elnef5000 (11:20:07 PM): is she Mormon/
earthfaerie622 (11: ( Read more... )