the bisco theory; prologue
the bisco theory; prologue (plus long, tl;dr author's note)
jaejoong ♥ yunho | bff!jaechunsu | bff!homin
AU | comedy | fluff | romance | chaptered
+800 words
Summary: The story is about Kim Jaejoong, who meets Jeong Yunho on the first day of university. It’s love at first Hi, complete with electric-charged handshake and chest groping. Always the firm believer of Love Will Come To Those Who Slave For It, or what he dubbed as The Bisco Theory, he goes on a quest to make Yunho his, in spite of the fact that Yunho is definitely, and without a doubt, straight.
A/N: before you guys say anything to me, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I already have two chaptered stories that are being irregularly updated and now another one?? WTF IS SHE THINKING??? DDDD: but really…/whimpers….I can’t take this idea of my head. I tried to ignore it because:
1) I don’t really have time to write and I’m not sure if I can update regularly, and
2) I don’t think the idea’s all that original and you’ve probably read similar type of story before. Not that I’m a plagiarizing bitch (I swear everything’s build in my head. The words, the characters, the sucky plot summary…everything! Honest!) but there might be influence of stories I’ve read and liked before. God knows I read a lot of slash fictions - it’s impossible to not get inspired and mistakenly reiterate things. Umm.
But the idea stuck and literally bugged me in my every waking moment. I found myself imagining the scenes in class and doodling them in my notebook while smiling like a stupid fish. I’m in my final year of uni for god’s sake, I really don’t need this. TT____TT
(who am I kidding? I’m a pure masochist and we all know it. Dang.)
If it’s any consolation (huhu), I’ve outlined everything out from the start to the very last chapter, and believe me, the story is kind of…awesome in my head (if I may say so myself. /coughs)
I’ve always wanted to write a story that contains a flamingly gay, selfish, somewhat annoying but entirely lovable yet secretly lonely Jaejoong and horny, slightly homophobic, average nice guy who is sometimes a jerk Yunho. I just loved imagining how they would fight for power (not sexually) and dominance (perhaps sexually), and how they change in the course of their twisted friendship. Heh. There will be a lot of banter in this story, though I have to say I tend to overcheese and oversweet certain things (because I love my YunJae shupa-fluffffffffyyyyyyyy). This story is written in first person pov, and it changes from Jae to Yun to Jae to Yun again, you get what I mean, so if it’s not your cuppa, then I guess you can stop reading now. And it is not being beta-ed for various reasons (i.e., laziness, inconsistency, my lack of better judgment, my guilt for making betas nearly cross-eyed) so yeah, don’t jump on me if I mixed up things language-ly (Tenses and coherence be damned. Sue me if you want. I know you can’t, so boo.)
The motto for this story, NO SRS BZNS. I’m a n00b when it comes to writing comedy and you’re going to read something written by a n00b writer, so it’d be best to throw your expectation out of your door/window, or sweep it under your bed…NOW. No one’s gonna help you if I bleed your mind out of boredom/phailness later.
I don’t know whether I should include this as a warning (‘coz srsly. Like srsly, gaiz. Tolerance is the way to go!), but just in case some of you (not you awesome peeps. I mean another bunch of yous who are not so awesome) might get all pukey and ugghy when reading hetero!scenes. There’ll be some involving Yunho with other characters and possibly Jae (gay and women loving? Can the world get any better than this? /grins). So beware and umm, don’t start reading if you’re allergic to that. /coughs and averts eyes
I think I’ve rambled enough. One last note, this is a YunJae story and it will have a happy YunJae ending. But like Shakespeare had said (or wrote. Whatever.), the course of true love never did run smooth. Romeo will get his Juliet (or in our case, Julio), but not without a fight. /winks
I hope you guys like the prologue. I already finished typing chapter 1 and 2, but I'm just gonna tap into my sadist side and make you guys wait for them in a bit. heh. maybe for about an hour or so. or a day. depending on my ever-changing state of happiness. :p
Love you all so much. Kissyfaces to everyone. :x ♥
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Prologue;
The story is about Kim Jaejoong, who meets Jeong Yunho on the first day of university. It’s love at first Hi, complete with electric-charged handshake and chest groping. Always the firm believer of Love Will Come To Those Who Slave For It, or what he dubbed as The Bisco Theory, he goes on a quest to make Yunho his, in spite of the fact that Yunho is definitely, and without a doubt, straight.
Before we continue on with our journey, let’s go down the memory lane on both Jaejoong and Yunho’s lives before their fates intertwined. Or rather clumsily knotted together by Jaejoong, but we’re getting ahead of our story here.
The truth is, Kim Jaejoong had always been in love, with someone or another. He is never without a crush or two, he thrives on loving someone from far and emo-ing about not being able to love a person properly because he doesn't believe in monogamous relationship, which those who know him would say is a total bullshit. He is a masochist to love (among other things, like fashion and umm, pain) and also a self-proclaimed slut. But he has never had sex, or any kind of relationship or non-relationship that could lead to him having sex. Which is an irony in itself, but that’s Kim Jaejoong to you. He is a bag full of paradoxes, and a jar full of nothing that makes sense.
But his two friends love him dearly, despite the constant fights and murder threats. Junsu and Yoochun have been his friends since junior high, and they have been through so much together. Enough for the two to know Jaejoong inside and out. They know that Jaejoong is lonelier than he makes himself to be, despite having almost 2, 000 Twitter followers. They know he actually loves his parents even when he often says he loathes their conservative ways. They also know that Jaejoong wants a boyfriend more than he ever wants a pair of designer boots, a fact that Jaejoong will never admit even if his life was at stake. They love his Saturday cookies as much as they hate his strange habit of invading people’s personal space. They hate his all-knowing behavior as much as they adore his unwavering loyalty and pure affection to his friends.
The three of them survived coming out of the closet together, which was a big thing considering Junsu was not exactly homosexual and just wanted in on what his two best friends were in. Instead of being bashed by their schoolmates for being openly homosexuals, they bashed anyone who dared to instigate anything potentially homo-offensive. Which happened every other week when they were in high school. They weren’t on the baseball team for nothing - the bats were useful in lots of ways.
Jeong Yunho, on the other hand, is more of those students who stand on the bylines cheering for both teams when the bashing breaks out. He isn’t anyone special nor is he one of the wallflowers. He once tried for the Student Body when his friends put his name down without his consent. (Un)fortunately he lost in the voting, and practically sat through his high school years without much dramas or problems except when he broke up with his then-girlfriend, whose brother was in the mafia. He had had new girlfriend(s) since then, they came and went like girlfriends came and went. Last spring Yunho met a girl while working at his uncle’s roadside stall, who he thinks is the love of his life. Her name is Heesoon and she’s really pretty. Long straight hair and palms’ full of boobs. But since they were accepted to different universities, their relationship is of a long-distance status at the moment, something that Yunho doesn’t really think about much except when he gets real horny and his hands are being uncooperative.
People often say he’s polite, and he’s nice enough to the elderly to pass for Young Man of The Year award. He has a group of close friends with whom he bonded with frequently over beers and basketball games, most of them he had known since middle school. He hates pain but gets into accidents often, to which he often blames on his bad luck (he had broken a mirror once when he was in high school). Ironically, he was lucky enough to get accepted to Seoul Uni even though his grades were pretty average, and he figures he would sit through his university years just as he had done in high school - without unnecessary dramas or problems.
But of course, nothing in life is fun if it’s predictable. All in hell break loose in Yunho’s world when he meets a boy on his first day at the university.
Jeong Yunho has never thought that looks could be so deceiving until he meets Kim Jaejoong.
--[TBC]
jaejoong ♥ yunho | bff!jaechunsu | bff!homin
AU | comedy | fluff | romance | chaptered
+800 words
Summary: The story is about Kim Jaejoong, who meets Jeong Yunho on the first day of university. It’s love at first Hi, complete with electric-charged handshake and chest groping. Always the firm believer of Love Will Come To Those Who Slave For It, or what he dubbed as The Bisco Theory, he goes on a quest to make Yunho his, in spite of the fact that Yunho is definitely, and without a doubt, straight.
A/N: before you guys say anything to me, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I already have two chaptered stories that are being irregularly updated and now another one?? WTF IS SHE THINKING??? DDDD: but really…/whimpers….I can’t take this idea of my head. I tried to ignore it because:
1) I don’t really have time to write and I’m not sure if I can update regularly, and
2) I don’t think the idea’s all that original and you’ve probably read similar type of story before. Not that I’m a plagiarizing bitch (I swear everything’s build in my head. The words, the characters, the sucky plot summary…everything! Honest!) but there might be influence of stories I’ve read and liked before. God knows I read a lot of slash fictions - it’s impossible to not get inspired and mistakenly reiterate things. Umm.
But the idea stuck and literally bugged me in my every waking moment. I found myself imagining the scenes in class and doodling them in my notebook while smiling like a stupid fish. I’m in my final year of uni for god’s sake, I really don’t need this. TT____TT
(who am I kidding? I’m a pure masochist and we all know it. Dang.)
If it’s any consolation (huhu), I’ve outlined everything out from the start to the very last chapter, and believe me, the story is kind of…awesome in my head (if I may say so myself. /coughs)
I’ve always wanted to write a story that contains a flamingly gay, selfish, somewhat annoying but entirely lovable yet secretly lonely Jaejoong and horny, slightly homophobic, average nice guy who is sometimes a jerk Yunho. I just loved imagining how they would fight for power (not sexually) and dominance (perhaps sexually), and how they change in the course of their twisted friendship. Heh. There will be a lot of banter in this story, though I have to say I tend to overcheese and oversweet certain things (because I love my YunJae shupa-fluffffffffyyyyyyyy). This story is written in first person pov, and it changes from Jae to Yun to Jae to Yun again, you get what I mean, so if it’s not your cuppa, then I guess you can stop reading now. And it is not being beta-ed for various reasons (i.e., laziness, inconsistency, my lack of better judgment, my guilt for making betas nearly cross-eyed) so yeah, don’t jump on me if I mixed up things language-ly (Tenses and coherence be damned. Sue me if you want. I know you can’t, so boo.)
The motto for this story, NO SRS BZNS. I’m a n00b when it comes to writing comedy and you’re going to read something written by a n00b writer, so it’d be best to throw your expectation out of your door/window, or sweep it under your bed…NOW. No one’s gonna help you if I bleed your mind out of boredom/phailness later.
I don’t know whether I should include this as a warning (‘coz srsly. Like srsly, gaiz. Tolerance is the way to go!), but just in case some of you (not you awesome peeps. I mean another bunch of yous who are not so awesome) might get all pukey and ugghy when reading hetero!scenes. There’ll be some involving Yunho with other characters and possibly Jae (gay and women loving? Can the world get any better than this? /grins). So beware and umm, don’t start reading if you’re allergic to that. /coughs and averts eyes
I think I’ve rambled enough. One last note, this is a YunJae story and it will have a happy YunJae ending. But like Shakespeare had said (or wrote. Whatever.), the course of true love never did run smooth. Romeo will get his Juliet (or in our case, Julio), but not without a fight. /winks
I hope you guys like the prologue. I already finished typing chapter 1 and 2, but I'm just gonna tap into my sadist side and make you guys wait for them in a bit. heh. maybe for about an hour or so. or a day. depending on my ever-changing state of happiness. :p
Love you all so much. Kissyfaces to everyone. :x ♥
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Prologue;
The story is about Kim Jaejoong, who meets Jeong Yunho on the first day of university. It’s love at first Hi, complete with electric-charged handshake and chest groping. Always the firm believer of Love Will Come To Those Who Slave For It, or what he dubbed as The Bisco Theory, he goes on a quest to make Yunho his, in spite of the fact that Yunho is definitely, and without a doubt, straight.
Before we continue on with our journey, let’s go down the memory lane on both Jaejoong and Yunho’s lives before their fates intertwined. Or rather clumsily knotted together by Jaejoong, but we’re getting ahead of our story here.
The truth is, Kim Jaejoong had always been in love, with someone or another. He is never without a crush or two, he thrives on loving someone from far and emo-ing about not being able to love a person properly because he doesn't believe in monogamous relationship, which those who know him would say is a total bullshit. He is a masochist to love (among other things, like fashion and umm, pain) and also a self-proclaimed slut. But he has never had sex, or any kind of relationship or non-relationship that could lead to him having sex. Which is an irony in itself, but that’s Kim Jaejoong to you. He is a bag full of paradoxes, and a jar full of nothing that makes sense.
But his two friends love him dearly, despite the constant fights and murder threats. Junsu and Yoochun have been his friends since junior high, and they have been through so much together. Enough for the two to know Jaejoong inside and out. They know that Jaejoong is lonelier than he makes himself to be, despite having almost 2, 000 Twitter followers. They know he actually loves his parents even when he often says he loathes their conservative ways. They also know that Jaejoong wants a boyfriend more than he ever wants a pair of designer boots, a fact that Jaejoong will never admit even if his life was at stake. They love his Saturday cookies as much as they hate his strange habit of invading people’s personal space. They hate his all-knowing behavior as much as they adore his unwavering loyalty and pure affection to his friends.
The three of them survived coming out of the closet together, which was a big thing considering Junsu was not exactly homosexual and just wanted in on what his two best friends were in. Instead of being bashed by their schoolmates for being openly homosexuals, they bashed anyone who dared to instigate anything potentially homo-offensive. Which happened every other week when they were in high school. They weren’t on the baseball team for nothing - the bats were useful in lots of ways.
Jeong Yunho, on the other hand, is more of those students who stand on the bylines cheering for both teams when the bashing breaks out. He isn’t anyone special nor is he one of the wallflowers. He once tried for the Student Body when his friends put his name down without his consent. (Un)fortunately he lost in the voting, and practically sat through his high school years without much dramas or problems except when he broke up with his then-girlfriend, whose brother was in the mafia. He had had new girlfriend(s) since then, they came and went like girlfriends came and went. Last spring Yunho met a girl while working at his uncle’s roadside stall, who he thinks is the love of his life. Her name is Heesoon and she’s really pretty. Long straight hair and palms’ full of boobs. But since they were accepted to different universities, their relationship is of a long-distance status at the moment, something that Yunho doesn’t really think about much except when he gets real horny and his hands are being uncooperative.
People often say he’s polite, and he’s nice enough to the elderly to pass for Young Man of The Year award. He has a group of close friends with whom he bonded with frequently over beers and basketball games, most of them he had known since middle school. He hates pain but gets into accidents often, to which he often blames on his bad luck (he had broken a mirror once when he was in high school). Ironically, he was lucky enough to get accepted to Seoul Uni even though his grades were pretty average, and he figures he would sit through his university years just as he had done in high school - without unnecessary dramas or problems.
But of course, nothing in life is fun if it’s predictable. All in hell break loose in Yunho’s world when he meets a boy on his first day at the university.
Jeong Yunho has never thought that looks could be so deceiving until he meets Kim Jaejoong.
--[TBC]