Remember how Moira was infatuated with the "Cars" character Wingo? This morning she told me that Wingo was no longer her friend, and that instead her friend was "Dirk the extreme Daschund" from "Clifford's Really Big Movie ( Read more... )

Older Female Parishioner: I love Jar-Jar Binks
sophiaisabella: You love Jar-Jar?
OFP: Yes, I think he's cute.
sophiaisabella: I feel as though I just found the Yeti. I mean, I knew you people existed, but I've never actually met one before.

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Everyone needs to read dolorous_ett's Hall of Heroes Right. Now.

As told to me by my friend Fernando:

Fernando and his oldest daughter went to my old church's Welcome Weekend to meet new parishioners. There he saw a woman standing with her daughter and so he went up to say hello to her.

Fernando: Hi, my name is Fernando.
Karen: My name is Karen. This is my daughter, Francesca.
Fernando: Ah, Francesca.
Karen: * ( Read more... )