SMAPXSMAP April 25, 2011

Jun 12, 2011 00:34

Airing Date: April 25, 2011
Bistro: Dish made from using Frying Pan
Guest: Hideo Higashikokubaru [former governor of Miyazaki prefecture]

Owner Talk:
* Nakai Owner checked up on the guest confirming that he is an average man
* Hideo san confirmed and showed his name card (it didn't have a title on it, just his name was written)
* Nakai Owner: "Sonomanma Higashi san ja ikenaindesuka?" - [He was known as Sonomanma Higashi which literally means Higashi without change]
* He answered by saying he already gave up on being Sonomanma Higashi
* He was asked about his order & he brought out a frying pan (What da?! ahahaha!)
* He ordered for a dish made from just using a frying pan

*They talked about Hideo san's lifestyle as a politician (seems like he hasn't changed & remained low-profile)
* They talked about Hideo san's political career. [He decided not to run for re-election & left his office earlier this year. He also participated in gubernatorial elections in Tokyo, but he lost]
* Hideo san: "Saratto iimasune?"--You said it easily.
* He was asked how he was after the gubernatorial elections [he lost as expected~tough competition]
* Nakai Owner asked what he wanted to do as Tokyo's governor
* He wanted to make Japan vigorous.
* He was also asked if he made a manifest and he answered by saying he made 193 entries [environment / health / employment / economics /state condition ~ he'd like to focus on employment issues at any rate~ The feeling is like for the "2nd Japan marathon" - moving forward...that's something we can be done in the metro city]
* He also mentioned having casino in Odaiba & running Yurikamome operational for 24 hours
* They talked about how popular the gubernatorial election to young people [He went to popular spots like Akibahara, Shibuya, Harajuku. He was also worried if the young people wouldn't participate]
* Nakai Owner asked about Hideo san's cause of defeat
* Hideo san: Ishihara san netzuyoi ninki ga arimasune--Ishihara san has a deeply rooted popularity.
* Nakai Owner then asked about his political advancement. [he can't say much like he doesn't know yet]
* He was also asked about what he thinks of Japan's politics today [He feels a bit low on seeing the whole picture thinking it's not fun & that there's no vitality. Although Japan is on the same boat, but it seems not really united]
* Nakai Owner asked about Hideo san visiting the earthquake disaster areas [He went to Kesennuma, Ishinomaki, Shiogama, & Sendai] He felt sorry and was speechless when he went & saw the places.
* Nakai Owner asked about what he can do
* The guest said something about how to use his money...saving consumption etc. [how people spend their money is a reconstruction aid]

Chefs Talk:
*Hideo san shared some more info about simple yet important things in times of disaster.

*Best 5 questions to Hideo san:
1. Hontou wa nani ga shitaindeuka?--What do you really want to do?
Hideo san: "Kuni zentai genki ni shitai desuyo."--I want the whole country to be full of spirit.
Tsuyoshi: "Miyazaki no ohijini modorouto kangaetenaidesuka?"--Haven't you thought of going back as governor of Miyazaki?
Hideo san: "Sore wa naindesu ne."--I haven't thought of that.

2. Miyazakito niwa modorimasuka?--Will you go back to Miyazaki?
(answered already)
Tsuyoshi: "Nande yamechattandesuka?"--Why did you quit?
* Hideo san said a lot of things happened and he mentioned something about foot-and-mouth disease. "Dare ga sekinin wo torubekidato zutto omottetandesuyo."--Ive been thinking about who should take responsibility for it.

3. Mata geinou katsudou wo saremasuka--Will you do entertainment activities again?
Hideo san: "Sore wa nai to omoimasu."--I don't think so.
Shingo: "Ima wa nandesuka"--What's that just now? (this is the part I laugh again! Shingo!!!!)
Hideo san: "Mushoku...freeter desu."--I'm unemployed.
Nakai Owner: :"Kyuuryou doushiterundeuka"--What do you do with your salary?
Hideo san: "Kyuuryou nashi desu."--I don't have salary. (LOL! so casual!)
Nakai Owner: Douyatte seikatsu shiterundesuka--How do you live? (like his lifestyle~)
Hideo san: "Hosobosoto."--Moderately
Nakai Owner: "Ouchi wa doko desuka"--Where's your house?
Hideo san: "Koushuu kaidou zoi."--Along Koushuu Highway (staff laughs and Nakai Owner's face)
Hideo san: "Minkan no manshon ni sundetandesuyo, Miyazaki desu"--I live in a private mansion in Miyazaki.
Nakai Owner: "Demo soko ni sa SP to iu" (this is the part I got lost~ sorry, maybe a covered lot or something)
Hideo san: "Nanimo naindesuyo....Jiyuu desu ne...Jibun de haratte"--There's nothing....I'm free...I pay on my own (still referring to the place where he lives)

4.Takeshi san kara no jogenya, mananda koto wa--Do you have an advice from Takeshi san?
Hideo san: "Hayaku hatarake"--You must work fast (since he doesn't have work) "Ugokeru yatsu ga ugokanakya dameda"--A person who can do things must act immediately.
* Takeshi san said these advices to him personally.
* Nakai Owner told him that both him & Takeshi san aren't what they used to be [Takeshi san "Beat Takeshi" was Hideo san's master/sensei]
* Hideo san:"Ha-to no naka de shishou desuyo."--He's still a master deep inside him. (I love Shingo's smile)

5. Katou Kazu san to nofukuen wa--How about reuniting with Katou Kazu san? [They divorced]
* He answered by saying there's less chance to pass the gubernatorial election (comparing his love life to election, LOL....and Nakai Owner's smile)
Nakai Owner: "Goukon tokamo ikerundesuyo ne?"--You go to joint parties, right? Hideo san said yes.
* Nakai Owner further asked if he went recently. He said no and added that he was invited by Ootake Makoto san.  (Goro chan's laugh)
* Both Nakai Owner and Hideo san didn't like Makoto san [comedian / actor] (they were both funny when they talked a bit about him)
Hideo san: "Okotowarimashita"--I refused. (LOL, Nakai Owner's laughter)
Tsuyoshi: "Ima shigoto naindattara,  mainichi yasuminandesuka"--If you don't have work now, so every day's your day-off?
Hideo san: "Hai"
* Tsu asked him what he does and Hideo san explained that he helps in mission works and does courtesy calls.
* They ended this segment with him talking about wearing a hat when he walks in the streets

Chefs Prepared Dish: Dish made from using Frying Pan
1. Shingo - Banana Cake & Purin
2. Kimura - Katsuretsu & Naporitan
3. Tsuyoshi - Sakuradai no Aqua Pattsua
4. Goro - Ika sumi no Paella

* Shingo's the first and he prepared dessert. (LOL~ nothing to do but to continue with what he thought of, sad that he had to be first)
* Using fry pan as steamer [Smatechnique]
* Shingo used one frying pan only and washed it five times
* Hideo san can't seem to believe that he used the frying pan to make the dessert. (he had some comments about the sweet taste of the cake)

* Captain's dish according to Hideo san had the stylish taste (even taste can be oshare!)
* Boiling pasta in the frying pan [Smatechnique]
* He described it as an old-fashioned Naporitan
Ranking Check:
* Hideo san said I guess third (Captain's surprised look)
* Nakai Owner announced the ranking... #1 Shingo......#3 Captain
* Shingo was also flabbergasted with the result
* Hideo san apologized and said "Saki no desato ga sai desu"--I'm sorry, the dessert earlier is the third. (Captain's face & Shingo's poor face)

* Tsu's dish was simple and he also cooks it at home
* Nakai Owner stood up, looked at the food, and said "Kore umasoudana"--This looks delicious (his love for fish)
* Goro chan: "Nakai kun sugoi kininatterune"--You're so interested, Nakai kun
* Nakai Owner: "Kore wa oishii deshou?"--This is delicious, right? (he looked like an ojiisan standing, ahaha!)
* Goro chan: "Tsukutte ageruyo, kondo"--I'll make it for you, next time. (NakaGoro moment)
* Tsu: "Kantan desuyo"--It's easy.
* Nakai Owner: "Daijoubu....daijoubu"--It's okay...it's okay (ROFL! Nakai tsumetai na! ahahahahahaha, still standing with his hands on his back)
* Nakai Owner: "Sake no tsumamini saikou janai?"--Isn't this good with alcohol? Hideo san replied with a yes,
* Tsu further told him what to do to enjoy the food better.
* Hideo san: "Kore wa mou kimarideshou?"--I've already decided with this. (ROFL! Captain's face)
Ranking Check:
* Hideo san: "Ni kana...Ichi kana"--2nd...1st
* Nakai Owner: "Dochi desuka"--Which of the two? (LOL at Nakai Owner's confused look!!!!)
* Hideo san: "Tsugi no tabesasete moratte kimete mo ii desuka"--May I decide after I eat the next one? (Nakai Owner's "huh" look was so classic & Captain's crrrrazy laugh)
* The two further discussed about the result and Hideo san ended up with Tsu's dish as #1 (what a strange & hilarious turnabout of events....Nakai the owner was lost for a moment)
* Ranking #1 Tsu #2 Captain #3 Shingo

* Goro chan thought the guest might want to eat rice
* Hideo san likes squid and cheese
* Making the parmesan cheese crackers in the pan [Smatechnique]

Oishii Call: Shingo as Beat Takeshi?? annnd saying "bakero"

Final Ranking:
1. Tsu
2. Kimura
3. Goro
4. Shingo

* Hideo san's present  to Tsu was a bicycle he used during the elections. Tsu really wanted a bicycle. Nakai Owner also wanted a biycle. Shingo said Tsu had been saying in their radio program that he wants to have a bike. (for 5 years?...LOL) Tsu said he rented a parking area for bicycles six months ago (Nakai Owner rode the bike, I think he really wants one for himself) As for Tsu, he was very happy. (kawaii) He tried the bike like a kid!

Segment: Chotto Dake Aitai Hito
Guests: Nocchi san & his wife Tomomi san

* Nakai Leader's choice
* Upon entering Nocchi san (famous for impersonating Barack Obama) said "Yes we can", but he got some hitting from his wife
* Nakai asked why the two always fight.
* He answered by saying in a day he gets angry one (I'm guessing just because of shallow things)
* Nakai Leader asked when did they first meet
DATA 1: The two met seventeen years ago. (Captain pointing, whistling, & teasing the two)
DATA 2: Tomomi san was Nocchi san's fan at that time
DATA 3: Nocchi san was blonde at that time. He was like the Japanese James Dean to Tomomi san
* She said he cheated on her when they were still seeing each other. She further talked about him changing when they got married.
* Tsu asked Nocchi san if he says "I love you"  to her. He replied with a yes, but she hit him & said "you don't say!" (LOL)
* Nakai Leader asked when was their recent kiss
DATA 4: They haven't kissed for three years (what daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)
* The two were obviously nervous because they will kiss (Shingo noticed that she was sweating)
(It was so hilarious the moment he started moving towards her, his hand was like a monkey, his wife really saying she doesn't want to, and acting like a man while saying we're married, so kissing is not something to be embarrassed about)

CM Break: TAMA Home

* They kissed and Nakai Leader said there's gonna be none for the next three years again...He said "Iya, kyou kaete" (insinuating that they will kiss later when they go home, ROFL!)

CM Break: Gatsby

Guest: Tanaka Takushi

* Nakai Leader's choice
* Video clip of SXS 2011.01.10 with Tanaka Takushi san telling his ideal woman is Motokariya Yuika chan [Actually, Motokariya Yuika chan was just outside. SMAP arranged for her to surprise Tanaka san]
* He talked about what happens in joint parties. He also talked about some of his preferences [he doesn't like blonde hair]
* They asked him how he will be like the following morning when he was with a girl (cracked me up with him and Nakai Leader....Nakai Leader acted as the girl / Tanaka san as himself)
* Nakai Leader: "Geinoujinde iuto dare ga suki?--Who do you like among actors?
* Tanaka san's answer was Motokariya Yuika chan. He said she's really pretty. He further added that when she smiles, her gum showing is just about right. (the guy likes her~ sweet!)
* He hasn't talked to her, but only greeted her.
* Shingo: "Futarikiride hanashitai desuka?"--Do you wanna talk just the two of you?
* Tanaka san: "Muri kamo....muri desu"--Maybe it's impossible....it's impossible!
* He was asked by Nakai Leader to give a message to Yuika chan [countdown to dokkiri]
* After the tenth count, the slide door opened and he was surprised to see Yuika chan (SMAP's laugh)

CM Break: Ariel

* Tanaka san was really surprised
* Yuika chan entered and Tanaka sat in between Shingo & Captain
* She watched the SXS episode and felt happy with him choosing her as his ideal woman (Shingo & Captain...LOL!)
* Nakai asked her about her ideal type of guy
Yuika chan's type:
1. Otokorashii hito--Manly
2. Egao ga suteki na hito--guy with a great smile (he showed his smile, ahahahaha)
3. Omoshiroii hito --funny person (SMAP became excited)

SMAP vs TANAKA Challenge
1. Arm wrestling: Tanaka vs Goro
* If Tanaka san will win, she'll shake hands with Yuika chan
* He chose Goro thinking he's the weakest
* Goro is left handed, but he used his right hand (yasashiiiiiiii Goro chan)

GORO wins! TANAKA lost!

2. Wonderful smile: Tanaka vs Kimura
* If Tanaka san will win, he'll have two photo shots with Yuika chan
* He chose Captain
* Yuika chan called Captain, he looked at her and smiled (OMMMMMMMG I'm dead!~ annnd he even said "Yabe!" ahahaha, Captain....kawaii!)
* Tanaka san was so funny (SMAP's reaction especially Goro chan & Shingo, ahahahaha!)
* Shingo's comment was Tanaka san looked like a ghost

KIMURA wins! TANAKA lost!

3. He alone will show Yuika chan that he's a funny person.
* Captain was ever supportive (he kept on whispering to him)
* He acted as Tanaka the crab (Shingo was laughing so hard!)
* She said she enjoyed

TANAKA THE CRAB wins!

Special Segment: not alone~ Shiwase ni Narou yo~ promo
* The epic ness of Nakai Leader not knowing much about technology.
* The one person who can cutely bully him.
* Proof: 2TOP moment

S-Live: SMAPXSMAP
not alone~Shiawase ni Narou yo~

Preview of "The Buddy" SMAPXMukai Osamu Drama

Politics is difficult...I am difficult...happy to survive~
proofreading will be done in the next few days,
you may find some missing letters somewhere...LOL ~sumimasen!~


2011: smapxsmap, report, 2011: SxS 04月, translation

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