still crying

[samwise_jr]

You even let a horse out of here. Come on...pleeease?

Mandos Release Form, 2Ba

NAME: Samwise Baggins Jr
RESIDENCE: Bag End
SPECIES/RACE: Hobbit

SHORT ANSWER SECTION (choose your answers carefully):

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
1. Favourite flavour of ice cream: Please let me go
2. How did Trotsky die?: Please?
3. Bribery offered to Mandos executive personnel and minions: I'm begging

JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
4.
a) Reason why you feel your miserable existence is justified: I'm too pretty to rot
b) So you think you're good enough for life, hey? Wanna step outside and prove it??: (y/n) I'll cry at you
5. If this form told you it loved you, what would you say?: so prettily your stone heart will break
6. Did you vote for Frodo Baggins in the latest "Who Wants To Shag My Icon?" pageant?: have mercy
7. Is Elladan insane? You cruel, cruel bastard
8. GLORFIE!: or my Mom will whang you with his frying pan

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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

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