I found a dictionary!

[samwise_jr]

I spent ALLLLLLLLL day on this...okay, sometimes I was telling Froey they don't let fat kids out of Mandos, but other than that...

Can I pleeeeeeaaaaase go now?

Mandos Release Form, 2Ba

NAME: Samwise Baggins Jr
RESIDENCE: Bag End, The Shire
SPECIES/RACE: Hobbit

SHORT ANSWER SECTION (choose your answers carefully):

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
1. Favourite flavour of ice cream: ice cream is for fat people
2. How did Trotsky die?: He had sex with his brother and Eru smited him to death for being so gross
3. Bribery offered to Mandos executive personnel and minions: Pip will blow them

JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
4.
a) Reason why you feel your miserable existence is justified: Because I'm really pretty
b) So you think you're good enough for life, hey? Wanna step outside and prove it??: (y/n) yes...no...
5. If this form told you it loved you, what would you say?: I'm not surprised
6. Did you vote for Frodo Baggins in the latest "Who Wants To Shag My Icon?" pageant?: YES!!!!
7. Is Elladan insane? Um...in a way
8. GLORFIE!: Frodo!!!!!!!!!

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----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

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