You are The Cap'n!

Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're ( Read more... )

Probably I should have left this until tomorrow in honour of International Talk Like A Pirate Day but hey, I have no self control.

( arrrrrr! )