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saltyolddoc

Let me tell you internet

Jan 25, 2009 20:05

It's a hard life being a noodle guy. People just won't stop hounding me to make my broth in shrimp flavour. Can't they see my yarmulke? You think they'd walk into Nathan's Famous and ask for a chili cheese dog? Eldoon's Noodles will be kosher til the day I die, mm-hmm, even if I can't afford a rebbe to certify my kitchen ( Read more... )

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smallmedium January 26 2009, 02:17:14 UTC

That sounds lovely! The last time I tried to make miso soup, I cut the scallions too thick and, um. Well then I made the soup base a bit too thin... So... I'm looking forward to trying yours, Doctor!

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:20:20 UTC

Hmmph. I hope my soup can pass the taste-test with an authentic Japanese cook.

Seriously though. It's been too long since I seen your old man, Pearl, doll. I'll be looking forward to your visit.

smallmedium January 26 2009, 02:22:35 UTC

I'm sure it'll be wonderful! You're too much, calling me a cook~ Even if it's not 'like mother used to make,' the noodles will surely make up for it~! I was so lonesome for your real ramen noodles that I tried to make my own a few weeks ago, but somehow they ended up being more like udon... They were very good for udon, though!

I can't wait!

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:29:52 UTC

I bet your problem was the stretching, doll. You're still such a tiny thing. I got big strong muscles from pulling every batch every day.

How'd you think to imitate my broth, though, doll?

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fragrant_coffee January 26 2009, 02:17:40 UTC

Miso, you say. I'll bring Pearl by next time we're in town.

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:20:59 UTC

You do that, son. Get your ass down here.

fragrant_coffee January 26 2009, 02:27:35 UTC

Doctor's orders, I assume? Ha!

Maybe you can help me out with an idea I had for a noodle recipe. I'm not sure wheat noodles are what I should be putting in coffee, though. We'll need to experiment.

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:30:41 UTC

......

You're putting WHAT?

In WHAT!?

Son, I did not prescribe that shit, no sir.

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walk_the_wock January 26 2009, 02:25:58 UTC

Yo Nood-man, you want sum authentic flava you just pull that cart'a yours by my place, I'll tell ya what time it is.

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:31:22 UTC

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Son, I wear a wristwatch. I always know what time it is.

walk_the_wock January 26 2009, 02:34:52 UTC

Naw man, we's Asian! My mom'll learn ya all kinds of noodles!

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 02:36:13 UTC

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I'd really rather not put my business in your mama's hands.

No offence.

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dainty_shoes January 26 2009, 07:18:12 UTC

Um...I'm sorry about your clinic. I'll try my best to pay a visit to you when I'm on my lunch break.

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 21:58:18 UTC

That's mighty generous of you, doll. Just don't get broth on your scrubs.

wrightswrongs January 26 2009, 11:01:12 UTC

So it's miso this week, huh? Well, I don't have anything prepared for tomorrow's lunch...

With all these flavors of the week, you really should think about opening an ice cream stand next, doc.

saltyolddoc January 26 2009, 21:58:59 UTC

Sweets? Feh. Give me salt any day.

wrightswrongs January 27 2009, 02:06:21 UTC

Gotta cover both markets to make any profit, wouldn't you say?

saltyolddoc January 27 2009, 04:27:04 UTC

My old man did just fine with salt. Salt's in my blood, son. Mm-hmm.