Let me tell you internet

[saltyolddoc]

It's a hard life being a noodle guy. People just won't stop hounding me to make my broth in shrimp flavour. Can't they see my yarmulke? You think they'd walk into Nathan's Famous and ask for a chili cheese dog? Eldoon's Noodles will be kosher til the day I die, mm-hmm, even if I can't afford a rebbe to certify my kitchen

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[fragrant_coffee]

Miso, you say. I'll bring Pearl by next time we're in town.

[saltyolddoc]

You do that, son. Get your ass down here.

[fragrant_coffee]

Doctor's orders, I assume? Ha!

Maybe you can help me out with an idea I had for a noodle recipe. I'm not sure wheat noodles are what I should be putting in coffee, though. We'll need to experiment.

[saltyolddoc]

......

You're putting WHAT?

In WHAT!?

Son, I did not prescribe that shit, no sir.

[fragrant_coffee]

Rice noodles, then?

[saltyolddoc]

Son, I thought you learned your lesson when you salted your coffee all those years ago.

[fragrant_coffee]

Ha! Of course I did. That's why this "broth" has no salt.

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[saltyolddoc]

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That shit is wrong, right there.

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[saltyolddoc]

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO NOODLES