スクール革命! Livestage
This week livestage is Dreamer!!!
This song is actually one of my favourite song in the album ^^
Oh if u wonder where is my weekly translation of the show...
I have to say that I am very sry that I will only post the translation later in the week as my sch is starting >.<
But I will post the of the livestage first...
This week theme is
The guest teachers are Gori Sensei and Yamasato Ryota
The show starts by Uchimura sensei asking a qns...
Q: What is the skin colour of a zebra?
Maomi: Skin colour
Ans: Black
Yamazaki asked if the zebra had just been shaved on a part just for this show...
Uchimura said yes and Yamazaki thaked he zebra...=.=
When the guest sensei appears, they performed a gag but apparently they didn't kinda failed...
As the theme is on kids, Hika commented that Yamasato is those type that kids will avoid XP
Yamasato said he spotted word violence frm Hika and that he appeared in kids show
Yamazaki is quite shocked by this fact and asked what happened to the staffs
Gori sensei said that he like kids while Yamasato likes little girls
This week' program is diff frm usual...
They will show VTR and appoint someone to ans the qns in the middle...
Q1) How do fishes sleep?
Kid a: Stop moving and leave its eye half-closed
Kid b: To cling to a rocky area
Kid c: Open its mouth and sleep
Wakabayashi: Sleep by the waterbed while floating with its eyes open
Ans: Fishes sleep with its eyes opened...
The sleeping style of diff fishes is also different
For example there are those who hide itself inside the sand or hide in the rocks to sleep
This is to protect themselves...
There is also a type of fish (tiger globefish) that sleep above the rocks without any defence (well...it is poisonous in the first place =.=)
When the dolphins sleep, it will only relax the right brain while shutting the left eye and remain swimming.
Q2) If u control ur fart, where does it goes?
Kid a: U will fart unknowingly
Kid b: It will stay in ur stomach forever
Yamazaki: It will go to the fort...(he thinks he is in war?)
Ans: If u control ur fart, it will be absorbed by the intestine, then enter the blood and flow to the lungs.
After that, the gas will be exchanged and comes out from the mouth. (which means u burp instead)
Q3) Why is the water in the sea salty?
Kid a: The wate recieve smth from the sand so it becomes salty
Kid b: In the past, someone added a lot of salt in the seawater
Yuugo(in shock): The sumo wrestler enter the sea with salt (is it cos sumo wretler will throw salt on the ring before they battle?)
Yuugo: When the water flows from the river, it will cut the rocks. So the water becomes salty (so geography...)
Ans: The seawater is salty becos when it rains, the rain will dissolve the rocks whereby the water becomes salty when flows into the sea
Q4) How does the giraffe sleeps?
Kid a: Just lie down like normal
Kid b: Hangs its head on the tree to sleep
Kasuga: Since it is tall, it will leans against smth like a tree and use the clouds as pillows
Ans: It will turns its head to the back of the body but it sleeps for very short period of time...longest 15 mins then it will wake up.
Q5) Why are ppl bad in acting called radish actors?
Stage actor a: Cos they are actors without basic support so in short form it is radish (daikon)
Stage actor b: There are actors who will not leave the script out of their hands and they are called script actors (daihon yasha). So when u change the words it becomes radish actors (daikon yakusha)
Hika: They are clumsy with radish so they are unskillful (!? dun really get it)
Ans: Durind the mid of edo period, the audience shouted daikon (radish) to jeer.
It is very common since Muromachi period that ppl will grate the daikon. (Daikon wo oroshite)
Towards bad actors, they will call them to get of the stage (Butai kara oroshite shimae)
So thats why they call bad actors radish actors (daikon yakusha)
There are also many other sayings...
Q6) How do you shape the hardest object in earth, diamond?
Kid a: Use the item that is used to shape ur teeth...
Kid b: Use the hardest part on the ground
Yama-chan: The expert use sandpaper to shape the diamond with all his might
Yama-chan: Use another diamond and strike hard on the diamond...
Ans: Use diamond to shape it
Q7) Why is the alphabets used for blood type A, B n O?
Kid a: the shape of the blood is like A, B n O
Kid b: Becos it is easy in english so it is A, B n O
Chii: It should be something like AKB, a place name...when they write C, it is stuck together
Ans: When the blood is not A or B type, it is C type.
When blood is discovered, there are A, B, AB n C blood type.
But then the names are often mixed up...
Since C does not contain any sustances A n B, so it is zero (0)
As 0 is similar to O, it becomes blood type O
Next section is Sabana(comedian grp) doki doki experiments
No.1) How far can u communicate with the telephone made with two cans and a string?
They were successful till 100m but they had to end the experiment as it was raining...
Then they consult an expert who said that they had tried until 500m n that it is actually possible till abt 1km
No.2) Will bubbles freeze?
They tried it in a -60 degreeC freezer...
Firstly they tried to freeze a wet towel, wearing normal clothes, and succeed (I think they are courting death)
Then they changed to winter wear and went into the freezer to try the actual experiment...
They blew bubbles and found out that bubbles do freeze (no surprise here)
After this success, they tried to freeze pasta too and succeed
Halfway through the 2nd experiment was another section on a fieldtrip to an eraser company
The guest for this section is Hanawa(comedian) with his 2 fat sons...
Elder son is a champion for judo n hopes to represent japan in the olympics while the younger one is a fan for Oodorii and his dream is fried food =.=
Ok back to the main topic...
The eraser company they went is the producer for cute eraser like panda, sushi...
They showed how the erasers are being made and do u know that the erasers are assembled by hands o_0
The even played a game there where the kids guess where the parts belongs to...
After this, the little son said that his dream had changed from fried food to erasers =.=
In the end, SK members concluded that the yongest son is funny
Last section is "The amazing studio experiments by Gori and Yamasato Sensei"
No.1) How to make superball (elastic ball) bounce to the ceiling?
Put 3 different size superball (smallest top, biggest bottom) then drop it
This is successful due to a physics theory whereby the bouncing strength of the bottom ball increased vis the bouncing strength of the top ball
No.2) Amazing friction! Magazines that wld not seaparate!
This is done by putting one page of two magazines on top of each other...
Yama-chan went to try pulling one end and was unable to seaparate the 2 magazine
Then they use it as a pull-bar n Chii tried it...Yamazaki too
This is due to the increase in the surface area of friction
No.3) What will happen if u eat both sweet n spicy at the same time?
They tried this by adding tobasco on top of the strawberry-habanero cake n selected Kasuga to eat it...
To everyone surprise, sweetness won...
This is bcos spicy is just a stimulation so the sweetness is stronger felt on the tongue
But when Wakabayashi tired the cake he felt that it was spicy...
After the show ended, Gori sensei, Wakabayashi, Yamazaki n Kasuga tried the Habanero...
Guess what..all of them except Kasuga felt that it was spicy o_0
My concIusion after watching...
Not much YamaChiiHikaYuugo appearance but I like B.I.Shadow in the livestage ^^
I guess Kasuga tongue has some problem too =.=
