Why is it that almost every single time I clean anything, I hurt myself? Most of those times, I cut myself on something and that results in profuse bleeding ( Read more... )

So the Student Health Center's solution to my hurt leg (and it's rather ouchie) was to hurt my arm to match. My mother insisted I get a tetanus booster, so I went in to the health center today and did as my mom asked. The result is that my arm hurts more than my leg because vaccines and I just don't get along. Watch me as I limp along!

So, this morning, I stabbed myself. With an inch long by half inch wide Xacto knife. I managed to stab myself with about 3/4" into my thigh. Needless to say, it hurt a lot. When I did it, for about three seconds, all I did was stare at it and think "Rachel, you just stabbed yourself with an Xacto knife. You're an idiot." Only after this thought did ( Read more... )