This actually sounds very accurate.. even the casting

[sakagamireiko]

Sakagamireiko in Control Ought DeleteIn this powerfully stated epic, sakagamireiko (The Rock) is an elite secret agent with a vendetta. He promises to protect agentaeris (Salma Hayek) before crime kingpin, lady_saberhagen (Heather Graham), gets to her. Wasting no time, he demolishes a hidden fortress with no thought to his own personal safety. Early predictions are that this will be

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[agentaeris]

Lol! But I love my Crystal! ;__; *hugs her*

[lady_saberhagen]

Hahahahah! Oh, God. Oh.. That's good.

Yeah. I love my Crystal too.
But Koko must die.

From the epic beginning of Romeo Must Die, we bring you JEAN Something as Koko, the 812639826148061204th best fighter in the universe, no sorry, world, no sorry again.. country. Argh, my mistake, city. DAMN IT. STREET, OKAY. STREET. Wait, no.. The 812639826148061204th best fighter in his household, and even though there's less than 10 people in his house, he has managed to be the worst there ever was. Anyway, we bring you JEAN Something to complete the ultimate task of.. SLEEPING FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF.. HIS WHOLE LIFE?!!!1one111ABCwhatcomesafterC////!!!1

Dear God!

So, anyway.. Yeah.

[lady_saberhagen]

Forgot to mention that the movie won't be airing at a theatre near you, because it didn't even make it past the freaking editors, man!

[sakagamireiko]

the 3rd best... so shoosh.

[lady_saberhagen]

Pwahahahaha!

[sakagamireiko]

She's a bad influence!