This actually sounds very accurate.. even the casting
Sakagamireiko in Control Ought DeleteIn this powerfully stated epic, sakagamireiko (The Rock) is an elite secret agent with a vendetta. He promises to protect agentaeris (Salma Hayek) before crime kingpin, lady_saberhagen (Heather Graham), gets to her. Wasting no time, he demolishes a hidden fortress with no thought to his own personal safety. Early predictions are that this will be the highest grossing movie of all gross movies.
Lania always has been the evil one in our little love triangle.