This actually sounds very accurate.. even the casting

[sakagamireiko]

Sakagamireiko in Control Ought DeleteIn this powerfully stated epic, sakagamireiko (The Rock) is an elite secret agent with a vendetta. He promises to protect agentaeris (Salma Hayek) before crime kingpin, lady_saberhagen (Heather Graham), gets to her. Wasting no time, he demolishes a hidden fortress with no thought to his own personal safety. Early predictions are that this will be

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[lady_saberhagen]

Forgot to mention that the movie won't be airing at a theatre near you, because it didn't even make it past the freaking editors, man!


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AHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, this is Crystal D. AKA Lania from the 'God, these movies are so lame, we just have to make fun of them' channel, signing off..