Lock and Load

[tastes_of_honey]

What's your weapon of choice?

Mine's Christopher Walken. He's scary, he's funny. He sings, dances, speaks in non sequiturs, and cooks chicken with pears. If I could toss Walken in front of my enemies, I could get away with all kinds of things in the confusion.

Comments

[unquenched]

"What's the context?"

[tastes_of_honey]

The context is that Walken tapdances in a video for a song named "Weapon of Choice" but he actually would be a weapon of mass confusion.

If you could have any kind of weapon you wanted for any purpose what would it be? The insaner the better.

[unquenched]

"Any purpose?"

[tastes_of_honey]

Any purpose. If you can't go all the way out here, where can you?

[uncle_stydro]

falling anvils of varying size, speed, and composition.

[tastes_of_honey]

Nice! You know what would make it even better? If "The Anvil Chorus" played during it.

[uncle_stydro]

perhaps a microchip and speaker system in the anvil?

[tastes_of_honey]

Excellent! I hear they can make those really small these days.

[killwithmymind]

"You are. Stylish, deadly, and lots of fun to have in my pants."

[tastes_of_honey]

::laughing and hugging:: Not that your pants stay on for long....

Thanks, sweet.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi cops a feel. "Don't get to really make you laugh often enough."

[tastes_of_honey]

Agreed. You can cop a feel and make me laugh as often as you like.

[dornbeast]

"Salt and pepper. It makes my enemies taste better, an' it's quick t'put on 'em."

[tastes_of_honey]

Doesn't the salt and pepper go on after you've used your weapon?

[dornbeast]

"Nah. Usually, I c'n just pop 'em in my mouth."

[tastes_of_honey]

Ah. You're your own weapon.