Lock and Load

[tastes_of_honey]

What's your weapon of choice?

Mine's Christopher Walken. He's scary, he's funny. He sings, dances, speaks in non sequiturs, and cooks chicken with pears. If I could toss Walken in front of my enemies, I could get away with all kinds of things in the confusion.

Comments

[uncle_stydro]

falling anvils of varying size, speed, and composition.

[tastes_of_honey]

Nice! You know what would make it even better? If "The Anvil Chorus" played during it.

[uncle_stydro]

perhaps a microchip and speaker system in the anvil?

[tastes_of_honey]

Excellent! I hear they can make those really small these days.

[uncle_stydro]

small enough as to make it indistinguishable from a normal anvil, I'm sure.

on the other hand, it's hard to beat that classic whistling soud.

[tastes_of_honey]

It's all in the timing. Have the classic whistling, then once the person looks up and sees oncoming anvilicious doom have the music start.

[uncle_stydro]

I do believe you are right....
*he sits back on his hind legs, plucks a pen and notepad out of the air with one of his dextrous foreclaws, and writes himself a memo regarding a trip to the Nexus mall to change his standard iron stock... the microchip probably wouldn't work too well with the jell-o humiliation anvils though*

[tastes_of_honey]

I find that it's the little details that make it special, don't you?

::Jell-O humiliation anvils? Oh my.::

[uncle_stydro]

oh, certainly.
*he keeps them next to the styrafoam "gotcha" anvils*

[tastes_of_honey]

::Schu and mun are curious!::

[uncle_stydro]

*a quick snap of a foreclaw and a few intricate wrigglings of the claws on his wings produce a demonstration, as a portal briefly opens somewhere up above and releases a seemingly normal whistling anvil--which harmlessly explodes in a cloud of styrafoam on impact with the ground, rather than leaving the standard impact crater*

*and, yes, he is just a bit psychic, in case his doing this needs explanation :P*

[tastes_of_honey]

::Schu has to laugh. And he's telepathic, just to be completely clear.::