Lock and Load

[tastes_of_honey]

What's your weapon of choice?

Mine's Christopher Walken. He's scary, he's funny. He sings, dances, speaks in non sequiturs, and cooks chicken with pears. If I could toss Walken in front of my enemies, I could get away with all kinds of things in the confusion.

Comments

[killwithmymind]

"You are. Stylish, deadly, and lots of fun to have in my pants."

[tastes_of_honey]

::laughing and hugging:: Not that your pants stay on for long....

Thanks, sweet.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi cops a feel. "Don't get to really make you laugh often enough."

[tastes_of_honey]

Agreed. You can cop a feel and make me laugh as often as you like.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi gives Schu a ninja snuggle because he doesn't like to admit to liking snuggles out in busy places like this. "How's everthing going?"

[tastes_of_honey]

::Heh.::

Farf being so badly injured means that it's just me and Brad doing missions, which is making me all nostalgic. That might not last long though since Farf is driving Brad so nuts that Brad might spring for a healer.

In other news, I'm applying my therapeutic skills to a few people in the Nexus in a way Eszett would consider a perversion of my talents. The cumulative effect is that I wanna have a long date with Jim Beam.

[killwithmymind]

"Are you sure Crawford won't just get so annoyed that he'll kill Farf himself?"

"Whatcha doing for people?" Nagi is mentally cataloging the stores that might have decent tasting non-LOLed alcohol and also sell it to him.

[tastes_of_honey]

You haven't seen how much money we've been bringing in with a lightning thrower. It's flashy and impresses the hell out of people. So far the money to annoyance ratio is working out in Farf's favor.

Kind of acting like a shrink with direct telepathic help capabilities for some people with problems in the Nexus. It's tiring.

[killwithmymind]

"I never did get around to telling Crawford that I'm pretty good with the electricity. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm not exactly a natural at it, but I can totally get the Force Lightning effect if I want."

"What are you getting out of being so helpful?"

[tastes_of_honey]

We didn't know Nagi could do lightning until further down the line from where you are, so either he couldn't or kept it to himself.

I don't know. I'm only offering to people I've found interesting to talk to.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi nods. "It's kind of nice to have something that's completely mine."

"Oh. Minion collecting?"

[tastes_of_honey]

I guess. Not that I expect them to do much aside from continuing to talk to me.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi shrugs. "That can be hard to find sometimes. Finding people to listen is harder though."

[tastes_of_honey]

I wouldn't say they all listen to me....

I dunno. I'm just in an unusually nurturing mood at times lately.

[killwithmymind]

"Oh. Maybe you should get a pet." While Nagi thinks Aya-kun-of-Schu's-world would be an interestng pet, he's more thinking about an actual animal sort of pet.

[tastes_of_honey]

::While I think Aya would make a great pet--and he's so disgusted by some aspects of my housekeeping that he would clean too--his Ken and Kryptonbrand would probably get in the way. Bastards.::

Any ideas on what kind?