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[master_troven]

He has a box. In the box are little tea kettles that are snuffling around like puppies. He sets the box down and perches on a wall.

"My kitchen's currently haunted. Spirits aren't my thing. Anyone know how to get rid of them? And does anyone want to adopt a tea kettle?"

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[thebasi]

She looks in the box. For about half a minute. '...They're oddly cute.' She looks up. 'I can destroy weak ones, but the local priests get annoyed with me for that. I mean, my local priests. There've gotta be exorcists around though.'

[master_troven]

The tea kettles bounce into each other and make little 'tink' noises.

"Well, that is what I'm hoping to find. Something useful."

[thebasi]

It's bizarre how cute these things are. 'Well, I'll take one of the kettles, anyway. Good luck.'

[master_troven]

He gives her a kettle, which bounces up and down in his hands. "Thank you."

[light_in_sound]

She has no idea why she does, but as soon as she sees them, Alison really wants one of those tea kettles.

"I can't help you with the spirits, but I'll take one of those off your hands, if you want." She grins at them. Why was a bouncing tea kettle so cute?

[master_troven]

Alexander hands her one of the tea kettles. It goes 'tink' and rattles its lid at her. "Here you go. Enjoy it."

[light_in_sound]

Alison fights down a squeal of delight and pats the little tea kettle lightly. She bounces a bit, herself. "Thanks! My husband will think it's just the greatest thing."

"Not to ask a stupid question or anything, but what would happen if one attempted to make tea in one of these?"

[master_troven]

"Well, I made tea in the mother, and it didn't mind at all. It seemed to like it. Though you might want to wait until it's bigger."

The tea kettle nuzzles her hand.

[vicioussweetie]

Ali looks in the box, being the curious sort.

"You have...you have tea-kettle babies? I'm not sure if that's the cutest or the most disturbing thing I've ever heard." She seems to be leaning toward cute at the moment.

[master_troven]

The tea kettles 'tink' at her, rattling their lids, scrapping against each other.

"Yes, my tea-kettle had babies in a nest behind the stove. My friend has adopted a tin of biscuits and named it Alfred."

[vicioussweetie]

"Oh. Oh my."

Since baby plus anything equals cute, Ali's won over pretty soon. "They're cute at least."

[master_troven]

"I suppose. Would you like one?" Alexander's more of the opinion that babies are loud, smelly and a lot of trouble. But they are cute when they're asleep.

[mean_greenqueen]

Can't help with the ghosts.

What do you feed them?

[master_troven]

"... Tea? I don't know. They've been living in my kitchen... behind the stove."

[mean_greenqueen]

Well they're certainly adoptable, but I don't want to take one home and then find out I don't know how to take care of it. *bends over, offers a hand to one of the kettles*

[master_troven]

"They seemed to managed very well by themselves."

One of the tea kettles lick his hand and nuzzles it.

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *The dragon strides forth, proffering a claw as he announces himself.* Taron, warrior of God, hunter of demons, and expert of exorcisms. Just show me the way. *Two exorcisms int he same day?! Taron could not believe his luck. He was in a rare good mood.*

[master_troven]

Alexander gives the dragon an odd, indescribable look. He then holds out his hand, "Alexander, chaos embodiment."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *Taron shakes Alexander's hand. Chaos embodiment, huh? None of his business. Besides, he was the one providing the undead.* I can help you with your ghost problem. As I mentioned, this sort of thing is my specialty. No charge, of course, for banishing unruly spirits. *If you don't count collateral damage.*

[master_troven]

Collateral damages have been happening in the house all the time since it got infested. Like the tea kettles. "Well, I'm not a hundred percent certain that it's spirits. Just mostly certain."