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Feb 05, 2007 20:11

He has a box. In the box are little tea kettles that are snuffling around like puppies. He sets the box down and perches on a wall.

"My kitchen's currently haunted. Spirits aren't my thing. Anyone know how to get rid of them? And does anyone want to adopt a tea kettle?"

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vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 04:59:29 UTC

Ali looks in the box, being the curious sort.

"You have...you have tea-kettle babies? I'm not sure if that's the cutest or the most disturbing thing I've ever heard." She seems to be leaning toward cute at the moment.

master_troven February 6 2007, 05:06:06 UTC

The tea kettles 'tink' at her, rattling their lids, scrapping against each other.

"Yes, my tea-kettle had babies in a nest behind the stove. My friend has adopted a tin of biscuits and named it Alfred."

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:00:41 UTC

"Oh. Oh my."

Since baby plus anything equals cute, Ali's won over pretty soon. "They're cute at least."

master_troven February 6 2007, 08:04:14 UTC

"I suppose. Would you like one?" Alexander's more of the opinion that babies are loud, smelly and a lot of trouble. But they are cute when they're asleep.

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:07:35 UTC

"I think I would."

Ali's pregnant. Babies are good things in her mind.

master_troven February 6 2007, 08:11:43 UTC

After a moment he picks out a blush pink tea kettle with little yellow flowers on it. "Here, how about this one?"

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:22:24 UTC

"Oh, pretty!" She smiles, holding out her hands to take it.

master_troven February 6 2007, 08:24:08 UTC

He hands her the tea kettle that rattles its lid at her and nuzzles her hand.

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:29:54 UTC

"Aww! Aren't you a friendly thing?" Ali is now very happy.

Her spouses might not be, but well...they're not here to stop her, are they?

master_troven February 6 2007, 08:37:34 UTC

The tea kettle 'tinks' in her hand and seems content.

"They make good tea."

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:41:37 UTC

"Do they? Even better." Yes, she thinks Jas needs to meet the teakettle baby now.

master_troven February 6 2007, 08:46:46 UTC

"At least the mother does. I haven't tried the babies yet." He doesn't mind, though he's not sure he wants his name mentioned in connection to the tea kettles to James.

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 08:56:16 UTC

Like Jas isn't going to want to find out who's giving his wife freaks of nature as pets?

Sorry dear, you're not getting away that easy.

"So what should I name her?"

master_troven February 6 2007, 09:07:46 UTC

He shrugs. "I don't know. It's your tea kettle. I wouldn't know what to name a tea kettle."

vicioussweetie February 6 2007, 09:12:49 UTC

"Hmm...I'll need to think about it."

master_troven February 6 2007, 18:49:18 UTC

"Of course. The naming of pets is a serious thing."

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