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[master_troven]

He has a box. In the box are little tea kettles that are snuffling around like puppies. He sets the box down and perches on a wall.

"My kitchen's currently haunted. Spirits aren't my thing. Anyone know how to get rid of them? And does anyone want to adopt a tea kettle?"

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[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *The dragon strides forth, proffering a claw as he announces himself.* Taron, warrior of God, hunter of demons, and expert of exorcisms. Just show me the way. *Two exorcisms int he same day?! Taron could not believe his luck. He was in a rare good mood.*

[master_troven]

Alexander gives the dragon an odd, indescribable look. He then holds out his hand, "Alexander, chaos embodiment."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *Taron shakes Alexander's hand. Chaos embodiment, huh? None of his business. Besides, he was the one providing the undead.* I can help you with your ghost problem. As I mentioned, this sort of thing is my specialty. No charge, of course, for banishing unruly spirits. *If you don't count collateral damage.*

[master_troven]

Collateral damages have been happening in the house all the time since it got infested. Like the tea kettles. "Well, I'm not a hundred percent certain that it's spirits. Just mostly certain."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: That's fine. My methods work on a wide variety of metaphysical beings. If it moves, I can kill it. ((There's no way that's damage! If he were smart, he'd sell them. so far, he's the world's only qualified tea-kettle breeder.))

[master_troven]

"I want my stuff in working order. I like my kitchen."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *Did this mean he wasn't going to get to kill things? Taron fervently hoped not.* Shouldn't do anything to your kitchen. It's just a ghost, right?

[master_troven]

"I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's one spirit or many. Or something else entirely."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: I'll take a whack at it. Might as well see what it is, first.

[master_troven]

He points to the tea kettles. "Well, take a look at them first, to see if you can tell. As they're from the same problem."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: Sure thing. *Taron scribes a glowing rune into the ground. To finish the incantation, he makes an arcane gesture and shouts a verbal component.* Spirits, reveal yourselves!

((The spell causes spirits, ghosts, and other otherworldy creatures are expelled and manifest temporarily in a physical form. Taron's good at discerning supernatural phenomenon, but I passed the class with a D-, so you might have to clue me in^^;))

[master_troven]

The tea kettles clack at him. But no spirits seem to manifest from them. One of them widdles tea leaves though.

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: ...Nothing. They're not spirits. Not evil, either, I'm pretty sure of that. *Taron's hopes were falling. Somehow, he was getting the feeling he wasn't going to get to kill things.* What exactly does being the manifestation of chaos entail?

[master_troven]

"Having lots of random unpredictable power. Living forever. Being the equivalent of the janitor for the multiverse."

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: ...Oh. *Damn.* I think that may be a part of it.

[master_troven]

"Oh, probably." He agrees cheerfully.