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I've done it again, Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Microsoft, Microsoft
(Send me a Patch)
To the tune of “Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof

Microsoft, Microsoft,
send me a patch,
a download to fix,
that virus that hatched
Microsoft, Microsoft
Look in your source and code me a perfect patch.

Microsoft, Microsoft,
Send it by mail
Patch up that hole
Don’t let it fail
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