All I want to eat is Brains
A Zombie’s Lament
To the tune of “All I have to do is dream” by the Everly Brothers.
When I rise up/from the grave
There’s just one thing/that I crave
Whenever I wake up all I want to eat is
Braiiiins… brains, brains, brains, brains…braiiins…

I only want your mind, but I won’t leave you blind.
Any time night or day
The only ( Read more... )

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I had to run some errands for mom.
In Montgomery County.
Near Shopping.
On the weekend before Chanukah and X-mas.

This is the result.

Getting Stuck in Traffic
By Rafe Yedwab
(to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”)

I’ve been getting stuck in traffic, every single day.
I hate all the other drivers, getting in my way.
Can’t you see the light is ( Read more... )

Where have all the Techies Gone.

by: Rafe Yedwab
To the tune of “Where have all the Flowers Gone”

Where have all the techies gone long time passing.
Where have all the techies gone, long time ago.
Where have all the techies gone, they’ve gone for managers every one.
Oh when will they ever learn, Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the managers ( Read more... )

I've made more progress on my model of Enterprise NX-01


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I've done it again, Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Microsoft, Microsoft
(Send me a Patch)
To the tune of “Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof

Microsoft, Microsoft,
send me a patch,
a download to fix,
that virus that hatched
Microsoft, Microsoft
Look in your source and code me a perfect patch.

Microsoft, Microsoft,
Send it by mail
Patch up that hole
Don’t let it fail
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With deepest apolgies to Otis Redding Docking My Dell

I’m sitting in a morning haze,
And I want to set my laptop ablaze…
Over 2000 patches I’ve done,
Just to make this PC run.

Now I’m sitting here docking my Dell
Wishing and praying and hoping like hell
Sitting here patching my Dell,
Wasting time…

Left my home in Sterling
Headed to Mclean OK
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With absolutely no apologies to Cat Stevens, and with thanks to jerseygirl_chef  for getting me started.

Morning is Broken

Morning is Broken, Someone should fix it

I have just woken, Ouch there’s the Sun.

Pain from the waking, pain from the shining.

How I hate waking fresh for the day.

Sweet is the coffee, ambrosia from heaven

I hear caffeine call, ( Read more... )