Just when you really can't think of how the last two months could get worse ( Read more... )

i am leaving for Corri's in 10 days, and (most important) half of one of her gifts hasn't come in the mail yet. Karen offered to overnight it when it does get here but it won't be as great. Whatever. She rarely likes my gifts anyway and sometimes i feel creepy ( Read more... )

i do not like the person i am becoming. My sexual frustration has reached a new height. i am now blaming the world when i should be blaming myself.

i need to lose weight

i do not exist

Yesterday, Karen and i made "Unicorn poop" cookies. i have no idea why i was so overly disappointed with how they turned out. They didn't look like unicorn poop like the recipes on the internet, but it is because we didn't use cream cheese in the cookie batter. The cookies were unable to retain its original structure while cooking in the oven. They ( Read more... )

i really hope you know what you're doing because i am not always going to be in a situation where i can help you. i assume you realize you have a problem that borders on being a serial lover. you're "head over heels" right now, but what are you going to do and where are you going to go if and when you realize "she wasn't the one." Like you did with ( Read more... )

go to hell

Sarah dyed my hair black tonight, but there are still some purple streaks. Kind of weird, but oh well. We didn't get to play Cards Against Humanity, but they will be coming over tomorrow and we can play when i get out of the Charles Darwin Gala. i am hoping Anji will want to come, but she won't because she prefers to not be on the buses at night, ( Read more... )

Oh my stars i am so angry. I bought a RetroN 3 so that i can play Sega/NES/SNES games. Then i bought games for it. I got the console and it doesn't fucking work. i am so angry and i will be angry until i get a response to my refund request. i will be angry some more if it is denied. i will be angry a little less if i do get a refund, but i will ( Read more... )

Welp the inevitable has happened. I sensed i was beginning to overstay my welcome and today we had "the talk". Am i going to school or not, have i found a job yet, i can't just stay in my room all day and on and on and on. i have felt this coming for a few days now and it has been making me utterly depressed. i just want to curl in a ball on the ( Read more... )