Hilarious!
Jokes
Made by Robots,
for Robots
What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)
Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.
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Made by Robots,
for Robots
What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)
Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.
gotton from http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8J.AlexBoyd.html