With RL friends like this?
This is an exchange email my girlfriend had regarding their new puppy and house training. FYI, it looks like a cross between a monkey and a poodle.
GF: I couldn’t tell if he peed outside last night so we were feeling his dick hair to see if it was wet. Tim (BF) says “ God, I hope he doesn’t think this is normal…go outside…try to pee…get your dick played with and eat a Snausage.”
GF: *after a moment* If that was the case, Tim would be peeing outside every day.
Ha ha. This is why I love my friends.
GF: I couldn’t tell if he peed outside last night so we were feeling his dick hair to see if it was wet. Tim (BF) says “ God, I hope he doesn’t think this is normal…go outside…try to pee…get your dick played with and eat a Snausage.”
GF: *after a moment* If that was the case, Tim would be peeing outside every day.
Ha ha. This is why I love my friends.