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I wrote a Sue.  It's allota funnnnn.

Her name is Mae LouAnna Reeves.

She is from Illinois.

She is a redneck.

You will love her.

Mae LouAnna Reeves was a true Southern girl, if you ignored the fact she was born in Illinois. Despite her native state’s location above the Mason-Dixon Line, you couldn’t tell she was a native born Illinoisian. She wore cut ( Read more... )

A parody for all those lovely Suethors out there.

(Oh, sing Lisinopril's song outloud to Hawthorne Height's Ohio Is for Lovers)
Credits given to Hawthorne Heights (sorry to rape your material) and Suethors everywhere.

“OMG, I JUS’ CANT TAKKE IT ANYMOREZ!!1” cried Lisinopril Angelica Marie Rayyvn D’mentia, or just Rayyvn for short. She had just found ( Read more... )