Best. Conversation. Ever. (With District 9 references)
[19:52] Ryn the Unready;: bahahaha
[19:52] Ryn the Unready;: the badassery of wikus van de merwe
[19:54] Raoul: badassery?
[19:55] Raoul: he's a government penpusher!
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: hey! he got badass towards the end
[19:55] Raoul: errr, yea
[19:55] Raoul: only after he realised teh horrible way the prawns were treated
[19:55] Raoul: ...ritely so, teh lazy immigrants
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: still, he was badass
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: and went around shooting people with alien guns
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: and shouting fook
[19:57] Raoul: ...
[19:58] Raoul: u get turned on by the dutchish accent don't u XD?
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: erm
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: maybe
[19:58] Raoul: u shd watch some south african rugby
[19:58] Raoul: u'd have a field day ;)
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: for half the movie i thought it was french, to be honest XD and then i realised it had to be some kind of random european
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: pfft, rugby
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: sweaty men grunting at each other
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: no thanks
[19:59] Raoul: sweaty men grunting?
[19:59] Raoul: isn't that the kind of thing u like?
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: not when theyre trying desperately to make it appear hetero
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: XD
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: "WE'RE STRAIGHT"
[19:59] Raoul: pfft, who ever said they're trying to appear hetero
[19:59] Raoul: well
[19:59] Raoul: u've got to be a real man
[19:59] Raoul: to play that with any pride
[20:00] Raoul: and I think gareth thomas may disagree with u there ;)
[20:02] Ryn the Unready;: hah XD well, maybe if they werent so muscular. not really into the musclemen
[20:02] Ryn the Unready;: im assuming most of them like to work on appearing STRONG AND MANLY
[20:02] Raoul: ...
[20:03] Raoul: have u ever seen a forward?
[20:03] Raoul: muscle is completely devoid
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: dude do you think i HAVE?
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: watched any rugby at all, that is
[20:03] Raoul: ye
[20:03] Raoul: I bit u secretly like rugby
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: you thought wr- WHAT
[20:03] Raoul: but are too ashamed to admit it
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: lies
[20:03] Raoul: oh come on
[20:03] Raoul: don't hide the truth :P
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: i actually have no idea if i do like it as ive never seen any
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: XD
[20:03] Raoul: keep telling urself that
[20:04] Raoul: as in reality u watch it at nite when noone is looking
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: O_O
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: worst guilty pleasure ever?
[20:04] Raoul: apprecaiting the skill, the speed, the passion
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: LMAO
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: dude, are you projecting yourself onto me?!!!
[20:04] Raoul: not really
[20:04] Raoul: I've come out of the closet as a rugby fan already
[20:04] Raoul: I hav no shame
[20:05] Raoul: but u hide ur true feelings
[20:05] Raoul: pretending u find it stupid
[20:07] Ryn the Unready;: you just want someone to share your secret passion
[20:07] Ryn the Unready;: but sadly it will not be so
[20:07] Raoul: ...secret?
[20:07] Raoul: dude
[20:07] Raoul: its anything but :P
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: fine, non-secret but lonely passion then :P
[20:08] Raoul: pffft
[20:08] Raoul: I'm welsh
[20:08] Raoul: a nation addicted to rugby
[20:08] Raoul: we're not alone
[20:08] Raoul: we are many
[20:08] Raoul: and our time has come
[20:08] Raoul: to rise and take bak what is rightfull ours
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: holy crap
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: its a conspiracy
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: !!!!!
[20:09] Raoul: of course
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: FRACK
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: how come rhi never revealed this to me
[20:09] Raoul: ....
[20:09] Raoul: the main idea of conspiracies is that u don't go around telling ppl?
[20:11] Ryn the Unready;: but shes my true friend
[20:11] Ryn the Unready;: ABOVE AND BEYOND WHATEVER LOYALTIES TO HER NATION
[20:11] Raoul: pfffft
[20:11] Raoul: don't be silly
[20:12] Raoul: thats just wat she's told u
[20:12] Raoul: our cause is strong
[20:12] Raoul: nothing shall distract us from our goal
[20:12] Ryn the Unready;: nooo!!!it cannot be. DAMN YOU RUGBY
[20:12] Ryn the Unready;: DAMN YOU!!!!
[20:12] Raoul: ahhh
[20:12] Raoul: ur pathetic attempts to conceal ur admiration are noted
[20:12] Raoul: join us, ryn
[20:12] Raoul: nd we shall take over the world
[20:13] Raoul: and spread teh oval ball to every nation
[20:13] Ryn the Unready;: never. NEVER! -flails angrily- YOUR OVAL BALL IS TWISTED, I TELL YOU
[20:13] Ryn the Unready;: it is not even a natural shape
[20:14] Raoul: it is the perfect shape
[20:14] Raoul: the true singularity of the universe
[20:14] Raoul: nd u've known this for some time
[20:14] Raoul: u r drawn to it
[20:14] Raoul: embrace it, ryn
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: no, NO!!!!! this is ur virus taking over my brain
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: i reject it!
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: FOOKIN' WELSH
[20:14] Raoul: u cannot reject it
[20:14] Raoul: ur pathetic retaliation will not help u
[20:14] Raoul: not here
[20:14] Raoul: not now
[20:14] Raoul: its too late
[20:15] Raoul: join us
[20:15] Raoul: before its too late for u
[20:15] Ryn the Unready;: too late for what?? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME
[20:16] Raoul: u are being
[20:16] Raoul: ...upgraded
[20:16] Raoul: into a prop
[20:16] Ryn the Unready;: upgraded??? GASP. you mean...CONTAMINATED by your disgusting welsh norms!!!!!!
[20:16] Raoul: yes
[20:17] Ryn the Unready;: EURGH. nooooooooo! /luke skywalker
[20:18] Raoul: hahaha
[20:18] Raoul: luke skywalker joined us long ago
[20:19] Raoul: as inside-centre
[20:19] Raoul: join usssssssssssssss
[20:19] Raoul: fly the dragon high
[20:19] Raoul: as we spread throughout the world, as an unquenchable fire
[20:19] Ryn the Unready;: nooo!!!! i am faithful to the english! THE ENGLISH I TELL YOU
[20:20] Raoul: teh english are a dead, corrupt race
[20:20] Raoul: propped up by tabloid news and football
[20:20] Raoul: a most inferior race
[20:20] Raoul: but we are willing to accept u amongst our ranks
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: i will never join your ranks. i spit at your feet in disgust
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: you are no longer human
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: the welsh have turned into something worse. something..............alien
[20:22] Raoul: the welsh are above humanity
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: LIES.
[20:22] Raoul: we have come to save ur planet
[20:23] Raoul: from u foolish, foolish mortals
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: you mean...its true! the welsh are aliens! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT I WAS RIGHT
[20:23] Raoul: the game of rugby shall bring joy and prosperity
[20:23] Raoul: we are a superior species, yes
[20:23] Raoul: but _you_ reject our offer
[20:23] Raoul: we are _most_ displeased
[20:23] Raoul: u must be...corrected
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: O_O a hive mind. YOU'RE LIKE THE BORG
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:24] Ryn the Unready;: -turned into a gibbering wreck-
[20:24] Raoul: a hive mind
[20:24] Raoul: no pain
[20:24] Raoul: no sorrow
[20:24] Raoul: just rugby
[20:25] Raoul: a most blissful existence
[20:25] Ryn the Unready;: rugby 24/7...........youre right, it sounds nice.....NO! what are you doing ryn, SNAP OUT OF IT
[20:25] Raoul: fool, not 24/7!
[20:25] Raoul: 17/6
[20:25] Raoul: 7 hours a day for eating leeks
[20:25] Ryn the Unready;: what? WHAT
[20:25] Raoul: one day for choral singing
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: youre right. it makes sense...this is what the world is now
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: and after this................what will happen........to my family?
[20:26] Raoul: ahahaha
[20:26] Raoul: I laugh at ur sweet naivite
[20:26] Raoul: ur family are one of us, ryn
[20:26] Raoul: they always hav been one of us
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: oh my god
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: NO!
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: IT CANNOT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: im surrounded
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: there is no escape!
[20:27] Raoul: yes, ur fathers real name
[20:27] Raoul: is rhodri davies
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: rhodri WHO?
[20:27] Raoul: there is no escape
[20:27] Raoul: everyone else has been converted
[20:27] Raoul: everyone except for you
[20:27] Raoul: everyone else who struggled
[20:27] Raoul: has been sin-binned
[20:27] Raoul: ...permanently
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: oh god. fine. FINE. i give in....TAKE MY SOUL. TURN IT TO YOUR EVIL RUGBY. THERE IS NO MORE HOPE. I ACCEPT MY DEATH WILLINGLY!
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: -dramatic sad music plays-
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: -credits roll-
[20:29] Raoul: gr8
[20:29] Raoul: so then
[20:29] Raoul: world cup
[20:29] Raoul: ur predictions?
[20:29] Ryn the Unready;: erm
[20:29] Ryn the Unready;: wales will win?
[20:29] Raoul: ....I see the conversion has not been fully successful
[20:29] Raoul: u FOOL
[20:29] Raoul: a welsh person would never say that wales would win
[20:29] Raoul: fetch the try gun
[20:29] Raoul: we must reconfigure his brain
[20:30] Raoul: well, that was one bizarre convo...
[20:30] Ryn the Unready;: LMAO
[20:30] Ryn the Unready;: that was the best thing ever.
[19:52] Ryn the Unready;: the badassery of wikus van de merwe
[19:54] Raoul: badassery?
[19:55] Raoul: he's a government penpusher!
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: hey! he got badass towards the end
[19:55] Raoul: errr, yea
[19:55] Raoul: only after he realised teh horrible way the prawns were treated
[19:55] Raoul: ...ritely so, teh lazy immigrants
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: still, he was badass
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: and went around shooting people with alien guns
[19:55] Ryn the Unready;: and shouting fook
[19:57] Raoul: ...
[19:58] Raoul: u get turned on by the dutchish accent don't u XD?
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: erm
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: maybe
[19:58] Raoul: u shd watch some south african rugby
[19:58] Raoul: u'd have a field day ;)
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: for half the movie i thought it was french, to be honest XD and then i realised it had to be some kind of random european
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: pfft, rugby
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: sweaty men grunting at each other
[19:58] Ryn the Unready;: no thanks
[19:59] Raoul: sweaty men grunting?
[19:59] Raoul: isn't that the kind of thing u like?
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: not when theyre trying desperately to make it appear hetero
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: XD
[19:59] Ryn the Unready;: "WE'RE STRAIGHT"
[19:59] Raoul: pfft, who ever said they're trying to appear hetero
[19:59] Raoul: well
[19:59] Raoul: u've got to be a real man
[19:59] Raoul: to play that with any pride
[20:00] Raoul: and I think gareth thomas may disagree with u there ;)
[20:02] Ryn the Unready;: hah XD well, maybe if they werent so muscular. not really into the musclemen
[20:02] Ryn the Unready;: im assuming most of them like to work on appearing STRONG AND MANLY
[20:02] Raoul: ...
[20:03] Raoul: have u ever seen a forward?
[20:03] Raoul: muscle is completely devoid
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: dude do you think i HAVE?
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: watched any rugby at all, that is
[20:03] Raoul: ye
[20:03] Raoul: I bit u secretly like rugby
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: you thought wr- WHAT
[20:03] Raoul: but are too ashamed to admit it
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: lies
[20:03] Raoul: oh come on
[20:03] Raoul: don't hide the truth :P
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: i actually have no idea if i do like it as ive never seen any
[20:03] Ryn the Unready;: XD
[20:03] Raoul: keep telling urself that
[20:04] Raoul: as in reality u watch it at nite when noone is looking
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: O_O
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: worst guilty pleasure ever?
[20:04] Raoul: apprecaiting the skill, the speed, the passion
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: LMAO
[20:04] Ryn the Unready;: dude, are you projecting yourself onto me?!!!
[20:04] Raoul: not really
[20:04] Raoul: I've come out of the closet as a rugby fan already
[20:04] Raoul: I hav no shame
[20:05] Raoul: but u hide ur true feelings
[20:05] Raoul: pretending u find it stupid
[20:07] Ryn the Unready;: you just want someone to share your secret passion
[20:07] Ryn the Unready;: but sadly it will not be so
[20:07] Raoul: ...secret?
[20:07] Raoul: dude
[20:07] Raoul: its anything but :P
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: fine, non-secret but lonely passion then :P
[20:08] Raoul: pffft
[20:08] Raoul: I'm welsh
[20:08] Raoul: a nation addicted to rugby
[20:08] Raoul: we're not alone
[20:08] Raoul: we are many
[20:08] Raoul: and our time has come
[20:08] Raoul: to rise and take bak what is rightfull ours
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: holy crap
[20:08] Ryn the Unready;: its a conspiracy
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: !!!!!
[20:09] Raoul: of course
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: FRACK
[20:09] Ryn the Unready;: how come rhi never revealed this to me
[20:09] Raoul: ....
[20:09] Raoul: the main idea of conspiracies is that u don't go around telling ppl?
[20:11] Ryn the Unready;: but shes my true friend
[20:11] Ryn the Unready;: ABOVE AND BEYOND WHATEVER LOYALTIES TO HER NATION
[20:11] Raoul: pfffft
[20:11] Raoul: don't be silly
[20:12] Raoul: thats just wat she's told u
[20:12] Raoul: our cause is strong
[20:12] Raoul: nothing shall distract us from our goal
[20:12] Ryn the Unready;: nooo!!!it cannot be. DAMN YOU RUGBY
[20:12] Ryn the Unready;: DAMN YOU!!!!
[20:12] Raoul: ahhh
[20:12] Raoul: ur pathetic attempts to conceal ur admiration are noted
[20:12] Raoul: join us, ryn
[20:12] Raoul: nd we shall take over the world
[20:13] Raoul: and spread teh oval ball to every nation
[20:13] Ryn the Unready;: never. NEVER! -flails angrily- YOUR OVAL BALL IS TWISTED, I TELL YOU
[20:13] Ryn the Unready;: it is not even a natural shape
[20:14] Raoul: it is the perfect shape
[20:14] Raoul: the true singularity of the universe
[20:14] Raoul: nd u've known this for some time
[20:14] Raoul: u r drawn to it
[20:14] Raoul: embrace it, ryn
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: no, NO!!!!! this is ur virus taking over my brain
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: i reject it!
[20:14] Ryn the Unready;: FOOKIN' WELSH
[20:14] Raoul: u cannot reject it
[20:14] Raoul: ur pathetic retaliation will not help u
[20:14] Raoul: not here
[20:14] Raoul: not now
[20:14] Raoul: its too late
[20:15] Raoul: join us
[20:15] Raoul: before its too late for u
[20:15] Ryn the Unready;: too late for what?? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME
[20:16] Raoul: u are being
[20:16] Raoul: ...upgraded
[20:16] Raoul: into a prop
[20:16] Ryn the Unready;: upgraded??? GASP. you mean...CONTAMINATED by your disgusting welsh norms!!!!!!
[20:16] Raoul: yes
[20:17] Ryn the Unready;: EURGH. nooooooooo! /luke skywalker
[20:18] Raoul: hahaha
[20:18] Raoul: luke skywalker joined us long ago
[20:19] Raoul: as inside-centre
[20:19] Raoul: join usssssssssssssss
[20:19] Raoul: fly the dragon high
[20:19] Raoul: as we spread throughout the world, as an unquenchable fire
[20:19] Ryn the Unready;: nooo!!!! i am faithful to the english! THE ENGLISH I TELL YOU
[20:20] Raoul: teh english are a dead, corrupt race
[20:20] Raoul: propped up by tabloid news and football
[20:20] Raoul: a most inferior race
[20:20] Raoul: but we are willing to accept u amongst our ranks
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: i will never join your ranks. i spit at your feet in disgust
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: you are no longer human
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: the welsh have turned into something worse. something..............alien
[20:22] Raoul: the welsh are above humanity
[20:22] Ryn the Unready;: LIES.
[20:22] Raoul: we have come to save ur planet
[20:23] Raoul: from u foolish, foolish mortals
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: you mean...its true! the welsh are aliens! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT I WAS RIGHT
[20:23] Raoul: the game of rugby shall bring joy and prosperity
[20:23] Raoul: we are a superior species, yes
[20:23] Raoul: but _you_ reject our offer
[20:23] Raoul: we are _most_ displeased
[20:23] Raoul: u must be...corrected
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: O_O a hive mind. YOU'RE LIKE THE BORG
[20:23] Ryn the Unready;: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:24] Ryn the Unready;: -turned into a gibbering wreck-
[20:24] Raoul: a hive mind
[20:24] Raoul: no pain
[20:24] Raoul: no sorrow
[20:24] Raoul: just rugby
[20:25] Raoul: a most blissful existence
[20:25] Ryn the Unready;: rugby 24/7...........youre right, it sounds nice.....NO! what are you doing ryn, SNAP OUT OF IT
[20:25] Raoul: fool, not 24/7!
[20:25] Raoul: 17/6
[20:25] Raoul: 7 hours a day for eating leeks
[20:25] Ryn the Unready;: what? WHAT
[20:25] Raoul: one day for choral singing
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: youre right. it makes sense...this is what the world is now
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: and after this................what will happen........to my family?
[20:26] Raoul: ahahaha
[20:26] Raoul: I laugh at ur sweet naivite
[20:26] Raoul: ur family are one of us, ryn
[20:26] Raoul: they always hav been one of us
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: oh my god
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: NO!
[20:26] Ryn the Unready;: IT CANNOT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: im surrounded
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: there is no escape!
[20:27] Raoul: yes, ur fathers real name
[20:27] Raoul: is rhodri davies
[20:27] Ryn the Unready;: rhodri WHO?
[20:27] Raoul: there is no escape
[20:27] Raoul: everyone else has been converted
[20:27] Raoul: everyone except for you
[20:27] Raoul: everyone else who struggled
[20:27] Raoul: has been sin-binned
[20:27] Raoul: ...permanently
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: oh god. fine. FINE. i give in....TAKE MY SOUL. TURN IT TO YOUR EVIL RUGBY. THERE IS NO MORE HOPE. I ACCEPT MY DEATH WILLINGLY!
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: -dramatic sad music plays-
[20:28] Ryn the Unready;: -credits roll-
[20:29] Raoul: gr8
[20:29] Raoul: so then
[20:29] Raoul: world cup
[20:29] Raoul: ur predictions?
[20:29] Ryn the Unready;: erm
[20:29] Ryn the Unready;: wales will win?
[20:29] Raoul: ....I see the conversion has not been fully successful
[20:29] Raoul: u FOOL
[20:29] Raoul: a welsh person would never say that wales would win
[20:29] Raoul: fetch the try gun
[20:29] Raoul: we must reconfigure his brain
[20:30] Raoul: well, that was one bizarre convo...
[20:30] Ryn the Unready;: LMAO
[20:30] Ryn the Unready;: that was the best thing ever.