Me: [takes quiche out of the oven] mmmm yumyumyum
Alex: [appreciatively] Hey, did you make that?
Me: Nope. I bought it from the store and I put it in the oven.
Alex: That's my favourite type of cooking, too.
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Me: I'm gonna make a mackerel sandwich. 
Dorian: Ew. Don't.
Me: I'm gonna make a mackerel sandwich, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Mwhahahaha! ....Oh God, what is wrong with me.
Dorian: I ask myself that every day.
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Dor: I'm not sure if I should be amused or insulted.
Me: Amused and insulted - be both simultaneously.
Dor: It's all right for you, I can't manage that kind of emotional complexity.
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Me: Are you real?
Dorian: If I'm not, I'm going to be very angry with myself.
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Me: Do you know how to make cucumber sandwiches?
Dorian: Of course I know how to make cucumber sandwiches.
Me: Is it the only thing you know how to make?
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Me: [in a sudden moment of self-doubt] Do you think I'm just playing your parts when I have conversations with you?
Dorian: Well, if that's so, you're doing a very poor job of playing me. I shall sue you.
Me: How can you sue me if you're just a fictional character?
Dorian: Wilde shall sue you, then.
Me: He's dead.
Dorian: Wilde's descendants shall sue ( Read more... )

Me: Why can't you be as cute as Peter Firth?
Dor: ... What do you mean? I am Peter Firth.
Me: I know, but... your face is uglier and whatever.
Dor: ... Charming.

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Me: You seem a lot happier than you did when you first arrived.
Dorian: Contented-er, maybe.
Me: No longer stuck in an empty life...
Dorian: Well, that's debatable.
Me: Oi!

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Add Lucian from Underworld to list of people I want to soulbond.

List as it now stands:
Wikus van de Merwe (from District 9)
Dr Connors (from Amazing Spider-Man)
Lucian (from ( Read more... )

Me: Have you seen Victor lately ( Read more... )

[mid-conversation]
Dorian: How would I know that?
Me: I dunno, common sense?
Dorian: I have none of it.

And, this from a while back:
Me: Argh. Why is he such an arsehole?
Dorian: Oh, Julian. Everybody's an arsehole.
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