Mary Sue Yourself Meme
I don't know if anyone else ever did this, but once I saw Cleolinda's old post on this, I could not resist.
Actual meme after the jump (WARNING: Image-intensive!).
This is the normal me, roughly. Notice the messy hair and very, very casual, comfy dress and glasses. And brown eyes.
"My name is Jayko! I'm half Japanese with SUPER RARE violet eyes! It's the first day of school and I'm soooo excited, because I've got this new banana-shaped purse that is just sooo supa-KAWAII (A/N: that's japanees for "super-cute"!)"
"Oh wow, they had a test the second week of school that I totally scored sooo perfect and high on that they're letting me skip the rest of middle school and ALL of high school entirely and go straight to college!! At Tokyo University! Check out my hot new college girl outfit! Also, check out the new 'do! I totally donated my hair to Locks of Love, because I'm, like, all compassionate and stuff."
"I was totally having an awesome time at the New Year's Eve Party at this tots awesome club off campus, and this total hottie was soooo totally checking me out..."
"...and then I followed him outside and he revealed that I'm secretly a snow fairy princess!"
"But my homeland was in trouble! So I used the Mystic Candle of Neko to Travel to the Land of My Ancient Fairy Four Bears!"
"Once there, I defeated the evil warlock Gestapo, and thanks to the declarations of the Mystical Fountain of Mizu and the will of the Fairy people, was declared Queen of the Fae."
"But a lass! our troubles didn't end there! Gestapo's minions, the Kurokuro, tried to sue the Fairy State for Unemployment, saying that it was our fault they lost their jobs and i tots had to go to fairy law school and argue the case in front of the Mystic Blue Flower of Hana and it soooo annoying, but we totally won cause like, duh, they were evill!!1"
"And then we had this party on the beach outside my magic castle to celebrate, only a bunch of weird stuff happened and I had to help this little gnome boy win over his True Love, Chibiko, and he turned out to be the Prince of Gnomeland and he gave me the secret location of some weird ring-shaped gate-thing which turned out to be an interstellar gateway..."
"...only the gateway thing led to this really crappy place where everybody worshiped these stupid aliens like they were gods, and it was really tough going only then I learned I was part Trickster, and showed THEM who the real goddess was!! And so, like, I totally rule a planet now and the planet is a lot cooler without those stupid aliens. The people adore me!"
Too tired to continue it now, but check it out later in the week to catch Part 2, wherein I tie in (at least) Harry Potter, Buffy, and Sailor Moon! (Did I mention this is WAY too much fun?)
Actual meme after the jump (WARNING: Image-intensive!).
This is the normal me, roughly. Notice the messy hair and very, very casual, comfy dress and glasses. And brown eyes.
"My name is Jayko! I'm half Japanese with SUPER RARE violet eyes! It's the first day of school and I'm soooo excited, because I've got this new banana-shaped purse that is just sooo supa-KAWAII (A/N: that's japanees for "super-cute"!)"
"Oh wow, they had a test the second week of school that I totally scored sooo perfect and high on that they're letting me skip the rest of middle school and ALL of high school entirely and go straight to college!! At Tokyo University! Check out my hot new college girl outfit! Also, check out the new 'do! I totally donated my hair to Locks of Love, because I'm, like, all compassionate and stuff."
"I was totally having an awesome time at the New Year's Eve Party at this tots awesome club off campus, and this total hottie was soooo totally checking me out..."
"...and then I followed him outside and he revealed that I'm secretly a snow fairy princess!"
"But my homeland was in trouble! So I used the Mystic Candle of Neko to Travel to the Land of My Ancient Fairy Four Bears!"
"Once there, I defeated the evil warlock Gestapo, and thanks to the declarations of the Mystical Fountain of Mizu and the will of the Fairy people, was declared Queen of the Fae."
"But a lass! our troubles didn't end there! Gestapo's minions, the Kurokuro, tried to sue the Fairy State for Unemployment, saying that it was our fault they lost their jobs and i tots had to go to fairy law school and argue the case in front of the Mystic Blue Flower of Hana and it soooo annoying, but we totally won cause like, duh, they were evill!!1"
"And then we had this party on the beach outside my magic castle to celebrate, only a bunch of weird stuff happened and I had to help this little gnome boy win over his True Love, Chibiko, and he turned out to be the Prince of Gnomeland and he gave me the secret location of some weird ring-shaped gate-thing which turned out to be an interstellar gateway..."
"...only the gateway thing led to this really crappy place where everybody worshiped these stupid aliens like they were gods, and it was really tough going only then I learned I was part Trickster, and showed THEM who the real goddess was!! And so, like, I totally rule a planet now and the planet is a lot cooler without those stupid aliens. The people adore me!"
Too tired to continue it now, but check it out later in the week to catch Part 2, wherein I tie in (at least) Harry Potter, Buffy, and Sailor Moon! (Did I mention this is WAY too much fun?)