--What? [shouting, then an explosion] Oh, bloody hell.


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[Spike sits perched on the edge of the couch, misery clearly etched into his every feature. No matter what he does, nothing will change; he's still just a muck-up. Not only was Buffy not supposed to find out this way, she was never supposed to hear it from him. He's wrecked the timeline along with everything else and he finds himself wishing for ( Read more... )

[Spike blinks his eyes open, not entirely surprised he isn't sure where he is. Maybe that says something about him as a person, but mostly it says something for how hard his life is. Rubbing at his eyes until they focus, he's met with a splitting migraine as he tries to sit up. Is that ... Fischer on the couch? And everything's destroyed. He's glad ( Read more... )

( DDD stalks everyone's life. Also: the first conversation is legit, the second was fabricated by Ruthi and myself :) )

Because it seems to be a bloody popular question with the lot of you, I, Spike, will answer: Why does Spike live in Hell on EarthWell you see, chaps and chappies, it all started with a very small crack between the Hell dimension and California. In the basement of a school, no less. No matter how hard she tried, the Slayer couldn't seem to stuff ( Read more... )