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Title: Poison.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing(s): EunHae.
Summary: Hyukjae gets Donghae all hot bothered with just one look.
Genre: smut.
Notes: Started this a while ago. I had inspiration.

(  Most everyone knew Donghae as sweet and innocent so suddenly jumping Hyukjae and doing it on stage would be a bad idea. )

Title: Cookie Crumbs.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG-ish?.
Pairing(s): TeukHae.
Summary: Leeteuk has gone a bit crazy without Heechul around and he’s taking it out on Donghae.
Genre: angst.
Notes: On with my trend of not writing super popular couples lol. Warning: unbeta’d, so it probably sucks more than I think.

( Things just hadn’t been the same since Heechul left for training. )

Title: Antis---part two.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG-13 (for self-harm).
Pairing(s): Henry-centric.
Summary: Things went so well in China, but back in Korea is the same old story over and over again.
Genre: ANGST!
Notes: Because we’re all mean to our bias sometimes... Also: Part one

( Unfortunately, the good times wouldn't last. )

Title: HenWook with Colored Pencils .
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG.
Pairing(s): HenWook (obviously).
Summary: Wookie is having issues drawing, and Henry reminds him of his passion for art.
Genre: Fluff, kid!suju (future).
Notes: I asked for a ‘prompt’. This is for Kea. :) it was easier to write then the other request I got. e_e;;

( “ARGH!” Ryeowook groaned in frustration. )

Title: The Piano in the Park.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG/PG-13?
Pairing(s): HenWook One Sided!WonRy, ninja!EunHae.
Summary: When Henry spots someone playing on an old piano randomly in a park, he becomes slightly obsessed...
Genre: Fluff, romance.
Notes: I was kinda depressed one night and didn’t know what to do. Started to play Smule, the Magic Piano ( Read more... )

Title: Their First Time.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: Rated M for Mature.
Pairing(s): HenWook.
Summary: Wookie finds a bunch of stuff for Henry and even some stuff for himself.
Genre: Crack, smut, fluff.
Notes: This is why you should not google ‘Justin Bieber Merchandise’. Because then you start writing fics like this.

( Never in his 21 years would Henry have thought that he’d actually WANT to share his bed with another guy, but… Wookie’s not like any other guy. )

Title: The Count - Han Geng.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing(s): HanChul.
Summary: The day after becoming a vampire, Heechul’s hungry and decides that Beijing Fried Rice would be a delicious snack.
Genre: Crack, AU-vampire.
Notes: This is going to be a 15 chapter fic eventually. This is chapter two. Intro here.

( What do we do now? )

Title: The Count - Heechul.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing(s): Heechul centric.
Summary: Introspective thought of Heechul after becoming a vampire.
Genre: Crack, AU-vampire.
Notes: This is going to be a 15 chapter fic eventually. This is just kind of like. An introduction, so it’s really short. Expect more later.
( I’m a perfect choice to become a vampire. )

Title: 1944: Operation Neptune.
Author: rudeminnesotan
Rating: R (warnings: character death).
Pairing(s): HenWook.
Summary: World War Two, Normandy.
Genre: AU, Angst, war.
Notes: ginger_star wanted a HenWork during war fic. I wrote this drabble.

( War wasn’t the place for the small and the meek. )